cod piece 9 - winter fake tan and associated disater repair systems

[CaptainCod]

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The Piz Buin foam stuff in Medium. Goes on really well, doesn't go sticky, doesn't stink, lasts for several days.
Better than St Tropez which I can't be arsed with.

Disaster recovery - microdermabrasion stuff. I have got the Neutrogena one. But is trading having a patchy crap orange face for a bright red, inflamed one (curse sensitive skin).

I am so crap with fake tan I don't know why I bother.

Sorry, what are we testing?

I am so giving up the fake tan for now - it just doesn't work now I am so pale after weeks of wintryness. I slap some 'everyday' on face and chest every few nights but that's it. Are you still going for it whole hog stylee?

I've yet to use a fake tan that doesn't make my legs look like a spotted dick.

NBG - Spotted Dick as in the Pudding, or the penis?

I used to love the avon one, but I bought it not long ago and it didnt work, at all.

I am trying to cultivate the pale and interesting look, but the effect is less Dita Von Teese, more like her ex husband Marilyn Manson.

Either Huw!

A good scrub using exfoliation gloves, a very light dab moisturiser on elbows and knees and leave it absorb for a few mins. I?ve tried many fake tans, but the best I?ve found for my skin (pale and freckly) is Lancome Flash Bronzer. Doesn?t smell too strong and is a nice light golden colour, dries quickly and I?ve never streaked it. I always wear rubber gloves, the fine surgical type. Only way to prevent orange palms.

ok it's not a fake tan as such

but does the same job for the face

kiehl's tinted moisturiser

have wittered on about it a LOT but tis marvellous

marvellous

have used johsnosns holiday
legs are a bit orange

also saint tropez neevr orrange

fix hiccups wiht nail varnish remover

johnsonms hoiday went patchy on m e

sorry fdort typing, am feeding

Elemis...takes a while to all rub in but colour is VERY natural looking..will find link

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cos can i specially request the next cod piece be hand cream

i use gallons of the stuff

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for fake tan - st tropez this

ive tried others but its the best

the mitt is important

so is the tan remover in case you get an on hands

i use it on my face too - prob not supposed to but you only need a drop

iuse clarins tinted moisturiser every dy in the winter - fake tan can look a bit daft in winter - unless you ahve ski goggle white bits. and wh o would want THAT?

hnd cream is won by clairns

naily yuou and i singeth from the same song sheet

yes to tinted moisturiser in winter

leave the fake tan to the orange masses

and i too have requested codpiece to examine hand cream

has hand cream been done?

no that is me

tsk

well i suppose that si ok cos im using clarins just now (love the smell)

Nutrishimmer is the best 'everyday' type .I use it every other day on chest,neck,face and arms in the winter.Rubs in easily and gives a good colour without patches.
I exfoliate with gloves every few days in shower.
Love St Tropez Airbrush in the summer though!

Clarins After Sun has a bit of fake tan in it and is excellent for Winter. Just gives a lovely glow and causes people to say 'You look well' in a jealous kind of way.