What the hell are these monstrosities?

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I love Woolford tights, they last forever, but for the love of God I can't think of ANY occasion that I would want to wear these. I wonder why they're in the sale? (though still hideously overpriced).

www.wolfordshop.co.uk/outlet/new-in/moonlight-stay-up/28130.html?dwvar_28130_color=8765&nsctrid=v02_uk_g_g_104626576578_&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIg5W10_za6QIVDLVRCh1tjwbqEAEYASAEEgK_SvD_BwE

Wolford is such a rip off. I'm surprised they haven't gone bust with their awful products and stupid prices.

Is it just me or does the second model with the black bodysuit look a little uncomfortable around the minge. I reckon it pinches, it does.

Someone’s been paid to design those .

These'll have been designed as a bet, possibly while rat-arsed or coked up at the Christmas party.
The people who'd usually have been relied on to filter out such nonsense were early Covid isolators so they've just kind of slipped through with just a roll of Dave on the factory floor's eyes.

He might have muttered 'twats' as he started the machines rolling.

yeah, they’d work well as a water filter.

Instead of ‘tights’ these are called baggies

Are they off cuts from something that went wrong perhaps?...they're trying to pass them off as a design master stroke?
As much as I love the long lasting qualities of woodford, if I opened these by accident I would be praying they'd disintegrate immediately.

What type of mind even thought they would be a good idea and who then approved them

They're not tights. They're looseys