So, I've been taken in by all the posts on here and have bought some Clarks brogues. I think they'll probably look okay with culottes, cropped trousers and wide-legged trousers, but really not sure about skirts and dresses. I'm a short size 13-ish.
I've just put them on to get used to them and DP has announced that they look really nice but also that I look like Mr Noisy. He's now wandering around shouting, "I'd like a piece of meat" at random intervals. I need to take them back, don't I?