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Hair removal on private parts specifically on umm anus

86 replies

DocusDiplo · 23/03/2019 07:57

Hi,

Sorry about the really icky topic... I am not really sure where to looks.

I want to remove hair because I have lots of hair and it makes me really unconfident and feel yucky/dirty?

I am OK with tidying bikini line bits with wax and parts of vulva but.... v freaked out doing anus area on my own. Any tips or ideas? I am a bit scared to properly Google...

Sorry again for horrible topic. I have a new man friend and am feeling anxious cos of wobbly stomach and hairiness :( :(

Thanks...

OP posts:
BertrandRussell · 23/03/2019 17:15

“I'm not going to apologise for removing my body hair once or twice a year so that I don't resemble a yeti on a beach.”

You must wear a very interesting bikini if having hair round your anus makes you resemble a yeti! Grin

SimonJT · 23/03/2019 17:20

Wax it or leave it, I once shaved my bum, the resulting stubble was like having sandpaper in my bum crack, it was so bad i had three days off work and I made my partner at the time fashion me a bum guard to stop by bum cheeks rubbing together. The skin was genuinely rubbed raw from stubble rash.

I do however have an extremely hairy bum, so there was a lot of stubble.

GraduationDilemma · 23/03/2019 17:30

You can get narrow razors to do it yourself. Or a bic. Bath, soapy wash, then a few swipes job done. You might have to strike a few poses but it's not too difficult. I'm not a fan of immac on sensitive pink bits. Even the sensitive stuff can burn and blister those delicate parts. Waxing is great but pricey and not pleasant.

itsbritneybiatches · 23/03/2019 17:37

Immac works fine but the normal one you put on for five mins then get in the shower with it on. Not the foam exapadable foam ffs, I've also burnt my arse with this.

For a Brazilian my waxer tells me to lie on my side and pull my knees up. Slightly more dignified than on all fours.

TeaForTheWin · 23/03/2019 17:39

Anyone tried any of those 'no-no' things down there? You know the laser hair removal machineys? Do they work?

Palominoo · 23/03/2019 17:48

I bought a no no when they first came out. Pile of crap.

They msy have improved but I wouldn't use one on my bits personally.

Palominoo · 23/03/2019 17:51

my partner at the time fashion me a bum guard to stop by bum cheeks rubbing together.

Partners like that are a real catch. I hope you love and cherish them.

SimonJT · 23/03/2019 22:26

@Palominoo he couldn’t have been more amazing, luckily great at crafting things too, he literally saved my ass 😂

LostInShoebiz · 23/03/2019 22:54

Just use immac. It works fine. No regrowth like shaving.

There totally is regrowth.

itsbetterthanabox · 24/03/2019 00:36

If you get it waxed then go somewhere that uses hard stripless wax.

thenightsky · 24/03/2019 00:43

Just leave it natural. I waxed the lot off once and was weeing sideways till it grew back. Like the urine spread over an arse cheek and not straight down the loo FFS

Redshoeblueshoe · 24/03/2019 00:44

I am clearly missing something. I do not have the dexterity to see if I have hairs on my anus.
And if I did ?
Why would I care ?
Shoot me now

Eesha · 24/03/2019 00:45

OP, decent waxing places will take everything off. You lie on front, hold bum cheeks apart and they just put two lines of wax, then pull off, then the hole. Not painful at all. Do whatever you feel comfortable doing

Imacliche · 24/03/2019 06:48

I also have the hairy arse thing going on. Also a very prominent tail bone. Often wondered if im part weirwolf. I just shave it. Whilst howling at the moon...

funkylittleboatrace · 24/03/2019 08:51

I'm a beauty therapist my advice to you go to someone who specialises intimate waxing. If I'm doing that area I use hot wax rather then a strip and warm wax.

Originofstars · 24/03/2019 13:12

I shave it off with everything else. I am shaving blind but with a good razor and foam it's fine. I've always shaved my body hair whether I'm in a relationship or not. I don't swim and generally don't wear clothes that reveal naturally hairy parts (except for ankle grazer kecks Smile) but much prefer the feel of being clean shaven.

Originofstars · 24/03/2019 13:13

I am clearly missing something. I do not have the dexterity to see if I have hairs on my anus.

Then how do you wipe your bum, red shoe? Shock

Bluntness100 · 24/03/2019 13:17

I don't swim and generally don't wear clothes that reveal naturally hairy parts

What sort of clothes reveal your anus? Confused

Originofstars · 24/03/2019 13:30

What sort of clothes reveal your anus?

I was referring to clothes that reveal leg, underarm and bikini line hair Bluntness. I just take off the hair on my anus whilst I'm at it with the razor

Palominoo · 24/03/2019 13:38

What kind of clothes reveal your anus?.....

TheGirlWhoLived · 24/03/2019 13:45

Palominoo.... what did you have to google to unearth that pic?!

bengalcat · 24/03/2019 13:49

Wax from a professional

Palominoo · 24/03/2019 13:55

TheGirlWhoLived - it's from a well known (to me) film called So Fine.

0ccamsRazor · 24/03/2019 14:01

I think that it could be made into a feature, permed, mayby some highlights and a dusting of glitter? Grin

oldfool1 · 24/03/2019 14:06

When I have my Brazilian the therapist asks you to go on all goes leaning on forearms with bum in air. Yes it's not dignified but it doesn't hurt and they have seen it all before

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