Ok I know they aren't. But the ones I like are. Except I hate hunters, they are heavy and stiff and I'm replacing a pair that died imo prematurely relative to cost 
I am considering a pair of short, glossy green ones. But they are hunters. When I google all I find are reams and reams of hunters, joules
, le Cham (yawn), muck boots. Am I missing something? There must be more to wellies in 2017!
The ones I really want are rockfish sweet pea short glossy but I think they are old stock as they aren't stocked in a 6 anymore.
I've also seen some devastating fairfax and favour boots (flat, Regina) and my finger is hovering. Are they a bit upper middle class (well yes, but ubiquitously?). I'm not one of those country casual Kate Middleton wannabes like the blog I found when googling for more pictures ..... they've just grabbed me! Although KMW has described them as slippery on her blog which might be a deal breaker as I'm great at falling over...