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Original poster

calling all thong wearers-sorry have to ask.......

72 replies

purple23 · 29/01/2007 22:46

can you wear a thong even after youve been for a poo because not matter how much i wipe my ass well i dont need to inform you the rest .....sorry just had to ask

OP posts:
Beauregard · 29/01/2007 23:09

Yes i read that as well.

Purple23-Dont go commando then or you will ruin your best trews

lou33 · 29/01/2007 23:09

i have no problem with the really stringy ones

i have some low rise ones too

brimfull · 29/01/2007 23:10

frumpygrumpy,which seasons do you poo in then?

Skribble · 29/01/2007 23:11

Low rise is a must if visiting restaurants with bench seating. We were at a noodle bar and the amount of MrT's I could see was horrible.

ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands · 29/01/2007 23:11

Wash your bum! Or take baby wipes into the loo.

Beauregard · 29/01/2007 23:11

lol @ seasons for pooing

Original poster
purple23 · 29/01/2007 23:12

ok then another question do you wipe your bom standing up or sitting down? maybe im just not using the right method lol

OP posts:
lou33 · 29/01/2007 23:13

hahahaha

Beauregard · 29/01/2007 23:13

I dont have a bom

Original poster
purple23 · 29/01/2007 23:15

bum!

OP posts:
brimfull · 29/01/2007 23:15

sort of half standing,half sitting.
Can't believe I'm telling you this.
My dog doesn't even like people seeing her poo !

frumpygrumpy · 29/01/2007 23:16

Last year I pooed at the beginning of summer and in autumn. This year I'm trying for late spring so I can have a flatter tum for my bikini days (which are always full bottom bikinis and not thong bikinis which I think are vile).

Beauregard · 29/01/2007 23:18

The most effective method of cleaning your bum is to drag yourself doggy like up and down over carpet or grass .

VeniVidiVickiQV · 29/01/2007 23:18

skiddy skants - not my pants!

frumpygrumpy · 29/01/2007 23:19

Anyone volunteering their carpet or garden for a MN live trial?

brimfull · 29/01/2007 23:20

lol pelvicfloor

frumpygrumpy · 29/01/2007 23:20
lou33 · 29/01/2007 23:20

i guess you could deliberately use your thongs to floss your arse after a shit

brimfull · 29/01/2007 23:21

charmin thongs

Beauregard · 29/01/2007 23:22

Am laughing out loud and dp is saying "what ?"
"what ya laughin at?"

lou33 · 29/01/2007 23:24

maybe wrap some tissue round the string between your cheeks?

thong panty liners wtf are they all about?

Beauregard · 29/01/2007 23:24

I always contribute to the intelligent threads.

frumpygrumpy · 29/01/2007 23:25

I used a thong pantyliner O N C E.

It came off, ended up on the back of my trousers without me knowing and I walked about my parents house for a good 10 minutes before my mum was able to gather herself from laughter to tell me.

even typing it.

Beauregard · 29/01/2007 23:25

What about disposable thong strings ?

"For the shittier days"

brimfull · 29/01/2007 23:26

mumsnet slightly poo oriented tonight