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calling all thong wearers-sorry have to ask.......

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purple23 · 29/01/2007 22:46

can you wear a thong even after youve been for a poo because not matter how much i wipe my ass well i dont need to inform you the rest .....sorry just had to ask

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frumpygrumpy · 29/01/2007 22:47

I buy black ones

nappyaddict · 29/01/2007 22:48

ewww wear french knickers like me!

tortoise · 29/01/2007 22:48

Wouldn't brown ones be better.
(sorry)

Skribble · 29/01/2007 22:49

LOL baby wipes dear!

suzycreamcheese · 29/01/2007 22:52

o la la nappyaddict..i agree!

purple23 · 29/01/2007 22:53

ive tried the baby wipe thing maybe its just the size of me ass-the thong reaches places where i cant lol its just bugged me for years. I just cant do both lol i can only wear thongs on a non pooing day

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emkana · 29/01/2007 22:54

how do you know whether it's a non-pooing day?

Beauregard · 29/01/2007 22:54

How do you thong wearers not keep picking the string from up your arse?

tortoise · 29/01/2007 22:57

Non-Pooing day? You don't poo daily?

lou33 · 29/01/2007 22:58

yes to the op, and you dont feel the thong ,pelvic

well i dont anyway

brimfull · 29/01/2007 22:58

purple123 ,methinks gillian mckeith would want words with you about your stools
Healthy poos should have a clean swipe and be done with...unless you're pregnant ,then you are excused.

Sparkler1 · 29/01/2007 22:58

rofpmsl

purple23 · 29/01/2007 23:00

i used to go once a day first thing before dd but now im all over the place i will just have to train to go in the morning then i can have a good shower afterwards.

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purple23 · 29/01/2007 23:01

never had a problem before dd

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Sparkler1 · 29/01/2007 23:02

I love mumsnet!! See, you couldn't talk to your RL friends about these things could you?

purple23 · 29/01/2007 23:02

exactly

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Beauregard · 29/01/2007 23:04

lou33-Believe me i would feel a piece of stringy fabric wedged up my jacksie or is mine tres sensitive,lol.
Give me a VPL and applecatcher knickers anyday.
I mean you thong wearers say you wear to reduce the VPL but you only move the VPL to the top of your jeans

themoon66 · 29/01/2007 23:05

I read somewhere a few years ago that thong were the main cause of urinary tract infections due to the way the 'bed' themselves up your arse and the move around as you sit down, stand up, etc, thereby shifting bacteria from back to front IYSWIM... most unsavory.

brimfull · 29/01/2007 23:05

applecatcher pmsl!

lou33 · 29/01/2007 23:05

lol maybe my arse is just numb then

i never have vpl

if thats is likely to be the case i go commando!

brimfull · 29/01/2007 23:06

themoon -eeeeuuuuuuuuuuwwww that's disgusting

lou33 · 29/01/2007 23:06

only time i had a uti was when i was pg with number 1

purple23 · 29/01/2007 23:07

the really stringy thongs do get really wedged up your ass

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frumpygrumpy · 29/01/2007 23:09

Just for the record, I poo about twice a year (cumgetme Dr McKeith) and wear low rise garter strings. Makes a huge difference a low rise garter string. Hardly notice its there.

purple23 · 29/01/2007 23:09

i think you get everything when your pregnant-the piles were worse then child birth

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