S&B 101 what fugliness would you put in? (lighthearted!)

[LazySusan11]

I'd have to ban Crocs, unless they're on small children.

Impulse body spray..stinks

Anyone else?

I'm currently wearing a tunic in a loud print (and made of something synthetic) over fleece leggings, with furry boots. I also have a bleached-out bob with roots and visible remains of past dyes (hence the bleach). Making matters worse, I'm letting my eyebrows grow as an experiment: if actually wore makeup, they'd look like HD brows gone worryingly wrong I have poverty teeth, neglected feet and hairy chin legs. And am wearing a 'statement' perfume.

What the fuck am I doing on Style & Beauty?

I don't own any Crocs, mind

I would consign the Hoxton Hipster to the bin, though. And his wispy girlfriend with the ludicrously puffy red lips.

I see your Double Denim and I raise you Double Animal

One piece of animal, carefully paired (I have an M&S leopard top , I wear with black and it's gorgeous.
Not to be paired with a 'matching' cardi or zebra or tiger.

Walked past some pale pink and baby blue clutch purses trimmed with matching maribou feather. Just NO

You don't have to be old to have a wrinkly decolletage, just sun damaged.

I know plenty of 'old' women who look better than those many years younger.imo

Beehoven. Light hearted. LIGHT!
Love the jokey threads being crashed by the thought police.

Double animal print would be awesome. Anyone remember those bizarre armadillo shoes (at no5) McQueen did? Actually they're all a bit cutting edge fugly.

Goodness the wannabee Katie Hopkins are everywhere tonight.
What larks.

Agree with the strapless boob tubey wedding dresses. Regardless of the woman's shape or size. It seems disrespectful in a church for one thing to have so much bare flesh on display (and I am not a Christian by any stretch of the imagination). But also they just look ugly. I always expect to see the bride's prison tattoo when I see one.

Portly middle aged men in football strip. I was in hospital having my last baby (now a teenager) during a World Cup and the number of plump bald men that waddled in, switched the ward TV on to some boring football match, wearing England strip.... Horrible. My teenagers pretty well live in football strip but they actually play football every day. Grown men? Not a good look.

Mumsy means frumpy'you look like a mum' could mean anything g. Hence they are not the same words. Mumsy is quite a narrow term and refers to a finite list of items which in my head are what parents wore in the 90's.

Anyway.....loving the lap dancer term - sums up that look perfectly.
Those high waisted jeans on teenagers give them fat rolls they don't even have.

Lauren Goodger in her entirety and all those other no mark faux slebs. That Vicky woman too. Vile

You don't have to be old to have a wrinkly decolletage, just sun damaged.

Wriggling really won't do.. The general perception of "wrinkly" is a reference to age.

Love the jokey threads being crashed by the thought police.

Being unpleasant about things people can't help such as age, etc. isn't mitigated by disclaimers about it being a joke.

Oh, and do get your "Nineteen Eighty-Four" references right. Objecting to what someone has written is not the thought police, writing is action. HTH.

I used to know a rheologist called Flo, nominative determinism I think.

Nominative determinism eh?
From a poster called bolleaux.

I think my work is done.
Nighty night.

I had to google both them terms lol

Randoms on the internet eh? It's not personal it's mumsnet.

I know what it means but I didn't get the reference , went right over my head.
Thought Bolleaux had wandered into the wrong thread or something...

I see there's no more laughs to be had here on this thread.

Do you ever see people wearing flip flops or open toe sandals in winter? I see them a lot here. Always worn with a compulsory crusty back foot.

I love quiet a few items from this thread , especially my Uggs and my fleece leggings [high five, Garlic] all together with one of my three coatigans, and where would I be without my tankini come summer....

Found myself agreeing with MrsDeVere's list.

I'm guilty of lots of these! My "mum uniform" is Breton tops, skinny jeans and ballet pumps. Shall I get my coat? It's either an anorak or a lovely and warm down filled puffa jacket?

My pet hate is parents who wear the same brands as their teenagers. It doesn't make them young and trendy! I'm looking at you superdry, holister and jack wills wearers

I have crocs for nipping into the garden. They are also very handy for a rocky beach and paddling.

I can't think what I'd get rid of. Wellies with heels?

My pet hates are not particular items of clothing, but how people wear them. So, in no particular order:

• ill fitting clothing (too small, too big, wrong proportions)
• fake anything (handbags, tans, nails, hair)
• clown makeup
• shoes/clothes which are obviously uncomfortable on the wearer
• weather inappropriate clothing

Individual items don't bother me - for every example of badly worn , there are always examples of people who wear them well.

lavendar, I'd love a pair of wellies with heels! I once saw a woman who wore slim dark jeans, crisp white collared shirt, fitted black velvet blazer, and high heeled duck boots. She looked amazing, and I've been searching for those boots ever since then (9 years ago!).

Flip-flops worn with socks. The big toe and next biggest toe made a sort of foot cleavage. Couldn't have been comfy.

That aside, I'm a proud wearer of Uggs. Comfy as fuck.

I'll own up to dresses over jeans - in fact I'm wearing one right now, and what's more it's a black denim dress over blue denim jeans, so double denim.

But even in my double-denim shame, I'm still going to say I hate, hate, hate, nude lipstick. Yuck, browny-beigey lips. What is is with having no colour on your face that people think is so attractive? The whole 'smokey eye + panstick + nude lip' thing is like a bloody uniform nowadays, and it looks awful on everyone. I think.

Don't knock crocs.. I love them. OH has a bright orange pair that he wears to the supermarket at the weekend.

It takes guts to do that, I have total admiration.