Charlene of Monaco

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Here She is really pretty but needs to leave her husband step away from the make up box. I'm assuming this was professorially done the lips are too red and too matte and it's too heavy for a day look.

She always looks so sad.

Jeez, whoever wrote that blog obviously despises Mary and her daughter who i've never heard of until today

The baby looks perfectly gorgeous unless i've missed something

Psst, over here... www.mumsnet.com/Talk/style_and_beauty/2553786-Most-stylish-Royal?

"I doubt Caroline will divorce Ernst as she would lose her HRH and go back to being Her Serene Highness."

The real reason is that Monaco is a very Catholic country and a royal divorce is frowned upon. Not that it stopped Stephanie, but hey ho.

"Is Charlotte popular in Monaco?"

Yes, Charlotte is popular but she isn't around very often.

"Are Caroline and Ernst definitely over?"

Yes, definitely over. It's been a while, too.

It looks like that Bogan website hasn't been updated since 2008. I think she must have imploded with rage.

What she was doing with Ernst I will never know. He is a lout.

In a way, I might be able to cope with Albert and his womanizing rather than Ernst who comes across as a spoilt yon.

Yob
Not yon

If Britain had had the Salic Law that Hanover did, then Ernst would be our king! There but for the grace of god...

Do tell, how did Mary and Fred meet?

Didn't they meet when he walked into a bar in Oz, she didn't know who he was, and bingo!

Apparently that's only the official version....

You comment on a Pope visit coat and look how the thread turns.

Well what's the unofficial version?!

Just use ----'s for the rude words and we'll fill the gaps in ourselves.

I don't know!

I'm hoping she was a madam in a spit and sawdust brothel in the Australian outback and their eyes met when the prince popped in for a pint of Foster's and a bit of an orgy.

I haven't heard much about Ernst August lately. He drank himself into a coma, not sure what happened after that, but it does not sound very promising.

Princess Stephanie literally ran away with the circus and lived in a trailer at some point. It seems that she's had an extremely hard life. I sometimes wonder whether she is on methadone. But I will always remember her like this:

This apparently... aboganindenmark.blogspot.co.uk/2007/10/mary-and-frederik-met-at-olympics-in.html

Ouch, I feel an attack of thrush coming on just by looking at Steph's bikini bottoms!

The brothel version would be better ...

It would make an interesting post on that "Where would you and your DP have got we'd if you'd had to have your wedding where you first met?" thread in Chat.

It would make an interesting post on that "Where would you and your DP have got we'd if you'd had to have your wedding where you first met?" thread in Chat.

Wow! Bogan Bitch is more accurate.

That writer and the way she takes about the children..... Is shockingly awful.
What a thoroughly vindictive, nasty person.

Talks... Grrrr

I can't imagine a more boring story than "met in a crap bar in Sydney" tbh. If you were going to make up something for the press, surely there'd be a cocktail party involved!

But then I have a MASSIVE girl crush on Mary and they still look at each other all mushy even after 4 kids and his bouts of depression so I choose to believe it was Twoo Wuv.

And shallow alert - have any of you seen her shoe collection? ?? Makes me weep with envy.

Any of you hear the great story of Charlenes bigmouth plastic surgeon? A commemorative coin of her was issued and a journo overheard him at the wedding telling everyone that his signature should be on the coin as he was the one who was to thank for her new profile!!