Ach Rose what a wee darlin. I would read that and think, now, there's a lovely bright positive child !
Have had the oddest combination of Panto in one room and Brethren in an another. The Plyms were out in their finest ( sparkly headbands) for an event today. 
We have finished the Xmas food, although Dh seems to have Bushmills flavoured whiskey fudge and has been necking it all day. I struggled home from work, ( buggering Holiday timetable on the bus) and went off to feed a friend's cat, and then had to make dinner, empty the washing machine, and lay out to dry and put on another load. And I have to work tomorrow and somehow de-rig the tree and lights. And oh yes, we have no cleaner ( my fault obviously, but you'd think a certain. Someone might pitch in Methinks Dh is taking the slovenly semi-recumbent week long feasting and sofa surfing to another level.
Fucked off about sums it up. And I have palpitations as I forgot to get a prescription filled because of Pantomimes and stuff.
Caribbean not until end of Jan. I still have to traipse through a month of induction courses and Thinking and Branding workshops or other such shite.
Give me strength.