Need posh christmas party wear for short woman with big arse and no tits

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help

that's not quite slutty enough

When you say big do you mean J-Lo or fat?

mmmm lots of helpful suggestions so far.....
need more info:
budget / what colours suit / what styles suit / does it need to have sleeves????

right well

colours: dark colours as I am pale - dark reds, black, dark blue all fine

doesn't need to have sleeves - all of body is ok really except for lack of norkage

arse is large but looks best surrounded by something tight

Shall be wearing fishnet tights and v. high black heels

Something tight fitting all over then if you are unflabby

Was thinking tight skirt and boots

A well-fitting but not low cut top half, or some sort of gathery frilly bit or something

Or tight skirt and boots with a crinkly sort of top

knee length or loooong?

I have a variety of short tight skirts

which boys seem to like

and are you bright young thing or frankly forty??

32

so neither

lol. posted my 2nd ? before read your comment re "boys"!

32 is def on bright young thing side of things....

hurray

And what size? Do you want a dress, or a top that you can wear with existing skirts?

Was wondering about something like this , but tighter fitting around the bottom half (or shorter). But that sort of neckline? Or possibly a halter neck?

How about this or this - the shape would be right - do you like the colours?

that first principles one is lovely jackieno. could wear with slinky skirt and heels

Or this dress - simple but sexy, imo. Maybe a bit too plain for Christmas.

Mmm - shiny - but what about the colour? Too bright?

how about
glam number

no wear a burka

arf

Comes in purple too. How good are your legs?

v v shiny jackie... may reflect strangely from large arse of op