Need posh christmas party wear for short woman with big arse and no tits

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help

much nicer in purple.... but what about my glam number??

Lovely dress, controlfreaky, but not sure it would work with no norks. In theory the gathered bits would help disguise that, though.

that's what i thought. bit old maybe. hey where is partygirl??

haha some v good suggestions here

I might go and try a couple of them on actually

I notmally go for low-cut tops actually, although norkage is tiny it seems to be appreciated when on view

well now she tells us.....