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Crepeyistmas Time, Camel Toe and Whine...

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MrsSchadenfreude · 08/12/2014 23:44

Pandering to the uncouth... Grin

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motherinferior · 13/12/2014 18:54

Sussex not Kent - Merstham. My bad. Not that hard to get to from our neck of the woods (why does heading out of London always seem more of a trek than heading across London, even when it's a shorter distance?). Have left DP with two separate sets of sleepoversGrinGrinGrin.

RudyMentary · 13/12/2014 18:59

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QueenQueenie · 13/12/2014 19:13

Rudy that is too sad. PM me your address immediately.

cremolafoam · 13/12/2014 19:19

Hi all, likeCV Cremola Cottage has been thoroughly bedecked. Tree up, and arrangement of greenery upon the mantle and Dh has indulged me by helping me put up a twigslashpompom arrangement on fishing wire above the table . ( damn you PinterestWink)

In tonight , out tomorrow for another family get together, with opposite end of family.

Rudy I feel bad you are not getting a SS pressie Sad

Gish it's SO COLD

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NUFC69 · 13/12/2014 19:38

Rudy, you must indeed have a SS - I am happy to get you something if you let me have your address.

We're not drama inclined here (although if I am honest I would have loved to have been given the opportunity - too late now). I haven't sung for months and do miss it. DC were never interested and it takes me all my time to get DH to go to the theatre, although he does enjoy it when we do go. I look as if I am in a murder mystery atm as I was decorating the Christmas cake and making red icing for the holly berries - my hands are a lovely red colour!

I hope everyone enjoys their evening.

NUFC69 · 13/12/2014 19:47

Cross post. Are you sure, Rudy, it seems very mean?

Oh and on the subject of bikes, DH is already looking at Islabikes for DGS1 fourth birthday in February - I am just hoping that he is not intending to buy one and set a precedent. Buying cycling stuff is the only thing that DH is extravagant about.

herbaceous · 13/12/2014 19:52

I too am thoroughly festived up. Our choir did some carol-singing in the glamorous location of 'outside BHS', and made £120 in half an hour, which wasn't bad! Then back to a choir member's house for soup, and wine, then spent the afternoon decorating the tree with DS.

Now that he's hung just about every bauble we possess on the tree, I realise that it's not at its best angle and could do with turning round. I will now spend the entirety of Yuletide wondering if I can be bothered.

I've cocked up DP's present. Having decided what to get him ages ago, I have now missed the last posting date for online orders - the company is in Ireland. I may have to phone them on Monday and beg.

DP is out on a long-arranged cousins' get-together. At his dad's funeral earlier this year, they all agreed how lovely it was to see each other, and that they should do it under better circs. So, now they are. He's got about 30 first cousins, though they're not all there tonight, thankfully.

cremolafoam · 13/12/2014 20:19

Oh herbs if there's any thing I can
do re dh's pressie I willSmile

Rudy I'll take a pic when I'm happy with it- still a bit hmmConfused

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NUFC69 · 13/12/2014 21:32

That's what I thought, Rudy - 4 GC already. DH hasn't heard of Frog, he says he will have a look.

NUFC69 · 13/12/2014 21:36

Herbs, we had the same thought with our cousins when we only met at funerals, so about five years ago we started to have an annual family reunion day. It's been very successful and we all have a great time.

motherinferior · 13/12/2014 23:07

On train home. Choir party delightful but decorous: I even suspect that despite my best efforts and those of a fellow alto I will be quite clear-headed tomorrowShock.

Auriga · 14/12/2014 00:34

I've also found out about decorous choir parties, MI. We knew we were middle-aged when we threw a party where nobody cried on the stairs, nobody had a punch-up, everybody went home with the same person they came with (which in every case was their own partner Shock) and they were all out by midnight. I did think it was just that particular choir but I'm afraid a pattern is emerging Confused

Tonight DD was in a brilliant concert at the Fairfield Halls in Croydon with the RPO, John Rutter conducting. We steeled ourselves but there was very little actual Rutter in the programme & the whole thing was hugely enjoyable. We hadn't realised that the baritone Matthew Brook was the guest soloist: he sang O Holy Night and The Trumpet Shall Sound and he was amazing.

Managed to get some stocking fillers in Croydon, where we had a few hours to kill after delivering DD to the rehearsal. We don't do presents for adults, just something little to unwrap on the day. The money that would have gone on big presents goes to charity. So a little ingenuity is required, if it's not just going to be socks or notebooks every year.

Singing at a christening tomorrow Smile. Bought the baby a wonderful noisy plastic toy and DD has had a good play with it.

I'd like a family game to take away for New Year, any recommendations? We had huge fun with charades at half-term. It reminded me that the game isn't the point, it's the craic. Something my deaf Mum can join in would be ideal.

Beachy, we did laugh at your children's Christmas treat Grin

NUFC69 · 14/12/2014 05:52

Auriga, the problem with most choir parties I have been to is that they are all age and the older people then tend to behave themselves. Your DD's concert sounds brilliant.

I would also appreciate suggestions for games as I was wondering about getting one for DS and DDiL.

I have no idea why I am MNetting so early except that DH has decided now is a good time for a cup of tea. Hmm

MrsSchadenfreude · 14/12/2014 08:10

I don't see how a choir party could be anything but decorous. Ditto librarians.

NU and Herbs - we've also agreed to do a cousins' get together in the new year, as we only ever seem to meet up at funerals. I have about 17 first cousins, some of whom are sadly no longer with us, but also have second and second cousins once removed that I am quite close to. I don't think our "do" will be remotely decorous. Grin

My SS has arrived. I am all behind like the cow's tail this year, and will post mine on Monday.

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bigTillyMint · 14/12/2014 09:09

NU, DD had an Isla bike to learn on when she turned 4, having had an even smaller French supermarket bike with stabilisers on previously! Despite being anxious about bumping into people/things that were about 10m away, she got it very quickly, so I definitely recommend them. She was still riding it when DS learned about 6months later (aged just 3Shock) on the little French supermarket bike and then graduated to a "proper boys bike" when he grew. So we sold DD's onWink

MrsS/Herbs/NU, cousins get-together sounds fun. I have only 4 (well I have another 5 on my fathers side, I think, but have had no contact with them since I was about 5) and we hardly ever see each other.

We had a lovely night out with friends in a local - very festive with fairy lights and a top soundtrack (though got a bit booming for crepeys at times!) and of course great companyXmas Smile

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lalsy · 14/12/2014 10:06

Auriga, that sounds amazing too!

What sort of games do you like, and NU what about you? We used to play a lot as a family, less so now as our unbridled competitive spirit has put dd off and she prefers drinking games anyway. If you are a small group, we love Settlers of Catan and its variants, as do several friends.

addle · 14/12/2014 11:01

Lalsy what about that other game you told me about that I've been meaning to ask for a refresher on - no kit needed as I remember.

BTM - it's my DH's bday today but he's linesman for a football match across the middle of the day so we made it a weekend. Only problem with that is that now he's suffering from the after effects of celebrating on Friday and Saturday ...

Haven't got our tree yet but I've started playing Christmas CDs the minute everyone else goes out (Christmas not allowed to start here officially until DH birthday is over)

Auriga, DD's concert sounds fantastic.

lalsy · 14/12/2014 11:13

What did it involve addle?

We used to love this. People's faces usually glaze with horror when you describe it as they think it is a test of how much you read. It isn't at all (knowing the "right" answer can be a disadvantage) - but people who enjoy words and have read a book or two often love it.

bigTillyMint · 14/12/2014 11:18

addle, DH was also celebrating on Friday nightGrin And DS's coaches/manager are sick/otherwise engaged, so I think he may be called upon to do something later!

If you have Spotify, there are some great Christmas mixes!

And yes, Auriga, the concert sounds great!

Here I should be setting up the new printer (been sat here 2 weeks!), making gingerbread and helping DD with her French spoken CA.

motherinferior · 14/12/2014 13:17

I did manage a hangover. How? How????

Stropperella · 14/12/2014 13:19

Blimey, I can't keep up anymore. Have wrapped up SS and will post tomorrow.
Here, dd hasn't done much in the way of revision, has a stinking cold and a face full of something akin to eczema, but whatever the doc has given her hasn't touched it. And her mocks are, I think, tomorrow and Tues. Daren't ask as she is so ragey. Currently of course watching TV and eating brunch, in between wailing about the amount of work she has to do and how ill she is. Hmm Suspect PMT is also having an effect. Ho hum.
Well done to Auriga's dd on another couple of top-notch performances.

I re-drafted an assignment yesterday, but now have to produce a lesson plan plus sackload of Christmas/Minecraft themed resources to go with it. I put the Christmas tree up last night - only the same old bundle of plastic twigs that we have every year and load with red and gold tat, but we are fond of it all the same. Ddog loves Christmas - he gets his own stocking and presents Blush - and last night he came downstairs just after I had finished the tree. The dcs were not partic excited by the tree, although dd did help to decorate it (ds too busy watching some lowest common denominator guff on the tv), but ddog was v. excited. He rushed to his pile of toys and got 2 and put them under the tree. Used his nose to push them right underneath and then sat there wagging his tail feverishly. No idea what he thought would happen next, but he was very happy. Grin At least someone appreciates my efforts.

Cousins. Hmm. Sore point. My dm's family are obsessed with all their blood relatives, no matter how distant the connection. Only 2 first cousins, to whom I used to be very close, but things have, for complex reasons not unconnected with the controlling nature of my dm and her siblings, gone somewhat pear-shaped.
Loads of second cousins with whom my dm keeps closely in touch. I don't have much in common with most of them and never come across them as they all live in North Norfolk.

My first cousins on df's side that are still alive are all in their 70s. Df fell out spectacularly with their mothers so I never knew them really. One of them is schizophrenic and is regularly sectioned and goes through phases of terrorising my dm, which she used to be able to deal with, but can't any more. I am FB friends with a couple of the dcs of these cousins, but have only met one of them once, when he was about 12 and I was 21. I got in contact with his mother despite my df having strongly advised me against it and went to visit her and her family in France. It was a very "interesting" experience. I could see why my df and his niece didn't see eye-to-eye.

bigTillyMint · 14/12/2014 13:45

Stropps, sympathies on the DD front. Mine has excema on her inner arm and is desperately trying to learn her spoken French CA off by heart.

All your games sound very high falutin - my aunt and uncle and that side of the family are very fond of board games, but they tend to be more of the "fun" rather than intellectual variety. DM and her Dbro were always pretty good at Triv though. I get to play lots of kids board games at workSmile

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