What does an apple pack for Centre Parcs?!

[Tiggywinklespinny]

Good legs, flabby tum, muffin top, bingo wings.

Love chinos, never found a pair that fit though! But really need help styling the top half, I live in V neck jumpers.

Classic dresser, 36 fave colour black dark hair, cool fair skin blue eyes..

Can someone help me please?

Been 3 or 4 times now.

Jeans for cycling in. T shirts/shirts and hoodies.

It was very much jeans and hoodies, or White Stuff/Joules/Boden etc when we went.

Unlike others - no sweas (off the courts) and football shirts though.

Never had anything stolen at all. At swimming pool there are lockers.
Outside we left our own bikes and helmets and no issue at all. Had locks for bikes but not helmets.

I haven't noticed football shirts. We do tend to go in school holidays which I guess cuts down on stag parties as the prices go up.

In term time CP would be quite cheap for a bunch of lads sharing the cost of a villa. I know my brother sometimes goes for a lads weekend and I imagine they can all be a bit loud.

No offence taken here, it's given me a good laugh! I shall report back next week :)

During the day I wear skinnier converse and a selection of tops. At night I usually put on smarter jeans and tunic. The type of things you would wear to the local pub really. Anything goes though.

Skinnies and converse. Not skinnier converse!

My converse were stolen from elvedon.

But my swimming costume, left in a drier, was returned! !

Have been to Longleat about 7 times, just returned last week. Wear what ever you feel comfortable in to ride a bike, do lots of walking, repeatedly get changed for swimming! Agree casual/pub type stuff. Good shoes essential - trainers/converse. Waterproof, layers and backpack essential. We love CP! As for stag/hen parties, they are not allowed, same sex groups are not allowed to book a lodge. As for stealing, I don't think it's that sort of place but why would you risk not securing your bikes/helmets etc We did have the seat pad stolen out of the toddler seat on the back of my bike which did really annoy me as I didn't expect that at CP, just shows that spending a small fortune on a break doesn't buy manners!

We have returned..a day early, it was relatively quiet. The apartment we stayed in was grim, who puts a brown runner on a bed when it has a very clear white stain on it?!! Hair everywhere it was gross. Housekeeping weren't arsed so we left. clothes are on a boil wash Never again.

Oh dear. I've always found them clean when we've been but guess its luck of the draw as to who cleaned your villa. Shit that they didnt sort it out though.

I also refuse to pretend that there is absolutely no link whatsoever between the type of clothes some people wear, and their tendency to be light-fingered.

Jesus wept.

I wear tracksuits/yoga clothes often and I haven't stolen anything since the pick n mix incident in the corner shop when I was about eight.

This thread's been a real eye-opener, not so much about what to wear to Center Parcs but about what howling snobs are out there.