I've got one of those sparkly scarves tied round the bum of my jeans. Do I look like a great big piece of mutton?

[FrannyandZooey]

Well?

no cos you are tiny arnt you
does it bag when you sit down

Oh god I don't know, does it?

can you see from there?

I am not tiny by any means

is it actually holding up yer jeans or is just for decor

whatt he point to it

are you going out? or is ti to prtect yer piles

lol a,t dual " yers"

Decor. I must admit I was expecting the first reply on this to be from cod saying

"eys "

lol

Fran, itll bug you after 5 mins and youll take it aff

(why am i speaking like a fishwifey?)

It is to beautify my personage

nn

have been wearing all morning and quite fancy myself in it

just thought would get the MN thumbs up / down before inflicting it on the g. public

hmm. i liek the idea but woudlnt wear it for mincing around at home
also my arse too wide

it'll be fine till you need the loo

try a narrow belty scarf type with traily ends instead

thumbs up from me babe

what colour is it

LOL! MrsB with her serious hat on

It is the sort with traily ends, with a sort of metallic thread MrsB. Have been to the loo, the whole thing just comes up and down ok (jeans quite low)

Cod I have No Arse, this is in fact a cunning trick to distract from the fact I have No Arse.

i was given a lovely one (scarf not arse) but haven't been able to bring myself to wear it. i would if i had a slimmer middle.

NP it is

erm

red, white, brown, pale blue, blue and silver

sounds ruddy awful doesn't it?

It looks mostly black and silver and red from afar

Am shocked and stunned at the lack of "yes you do you wrinkly heifer" type replies

Where is the judging, I say? MN never used to be all supportive like this

well I'll say it then
no to scarves round jeans (thinking of organising demo)
what's a good leather belt for, hm??? (and don't say spanking please)

sounds nice

i have a pink one with sequins (which sounds worse!) that i wear on occasion

the sequins keep coming off

probably looks fine then

unless of course [evil laugh] it draws attention to freakishly-small arse-area

[rubs hands as Franny cricks neck squinting over shouder in mirror]

no no no no no!!!!!!!

bad idea, not stylish at all

wear a really nice leather belt, that's all there is for it

don't believe them they're jealous of your small arse and trying to make you look crap

no, it looks fabulous. watch it doesn't get caught in your bike/pushchair wheels, though, leading to tragic Isadora Duncan type incident

I can confirm Franny has a tiny arse.
also tall.

lol Harpsi
'waist strangled to death'
handy if she ever wants to wear a corset type thing though

F&Z, in the interests of sucking up to you WITHOUT undoing all my good work by spelling yer bloody name wrong, I would like to say you are a vision of originality, style and freshness
(And don't get it caught on doorhandles as you leave the room - I tried to flounce out of the sitting room last night and my scarfy belt got caught, yanking me to the floor in a most undignified manner. Humph!)