I've got one of those sparkly scarves tied round the bum of my jeans. Do I look like a great big piece of mutton?

[FrannyandZooey]

Well?

yes you do you wrinkly heifer

Heh heh @ everyone

FMF I was showing dp how big my muscles were the other day but spoilt the effect somewhat by walking into a door while doing it. He laughed himself silly but the silly grin was wiped from his face when he discovered the plastic owl I put into his bed that night in revenge.

MrsBadger I don't think anyone mentioned freakish

I am loving the surreal cruelty of a plastic owl in the bed

am just jealous

am perfectly willing to share my excess arse with any people who feel that theirs is too small.

MrsBadger I have similar arrangements with various MNers as to norkage, leg width, and arse size. Only thing is nobody ever actually sends the goods along

FMF it was one of my more inventive, yet satisfyingly effective revenges

I couldn't wear one but round here its definitly a certain type and age of girl that wears them and I'm not that!

whitney dressed as britney

Well, thanks for that, both of you

you're a week late to insult me, btw. I'm wearing a silly hairstyle today instead