While we're at it, what make-up are you wearing...

[CountessDracula]

I have

Boots No 7 sensitive mascara (Black)
Laura Mercier Black Ebony eyeliner (tiny bit at bottom of lashes)
Chantecaille lip gloss in Heather (and put a bit on cheeks too)

Oh and Beauty flash balm

are you joe pasquale?? youre very jealous of my bradley?

Lancome under stuff (eye, flash re-texture serum, SPF 15 moisturiser)
Chanel coromandels de chanel charcoal eye shadow
Lancome Hypnose mascara
CD DiorShow powder (as bronzer/blusher)
Estee Lauder Amber Bronze Lip Gloss

it's hard sometimes to tell the difference

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he looks bloody awful in that pic lol

he's abit older and craggier now though - it suits him

too hot to be wearing more than

chanel ultracils (or extracils?) massacre
and a dab of clinique cream blush

Benefit Ben-tint I think it's called on my cheeks
A bit of Mac brown eyeshadow on eyes and some mac mascara. Lancome gloss on lips, or it was.

tc are havianas any diff ot nromal flips?
mate in oz raves abotu em too

talking of havaianas i got some from ebay last year and randomly ordered size 35-6 (i'm a 38). they're a kind of purpley colour and free to a good home...

why

oh ie se sorry are htey any metter?

better

they are v comfy

and everyone goes 'ooh' when they see them

but helps if they fit

none either (not going anywhere but school run today, and loads of cleaning type stuff to do)

Baked Potato & Cappucino

I know, what is it with some of the names? I think the names are just silly enough for you to remember them. I've just seen that Maybelline has got a Lash Stylist Mascara?!!

Well that was a stupid idea.

I put on makeup for said school run.

Ended up crying at the school.

So final result... instead of just looking like an insane freak for sobbing, I looked like a scary insane freak for sobbing without waterproof mascara!

Havianas come in fab colurs are v comfy and thick soles, last a long time. Just a good brand. Will finf dyou the link, hang on.

LOL at Benfit bint. I'm crap at typing, crap at spelling and crap at remebering what things are called, not a good combo!

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Havianas are the big in thing in Oz.

Couldn't see the difference between them and the $4 ones in Target tbh.

Thongs are thongs are thongs. Perhaps I can't see it because I'm not a true Australian and haven't spent years wearing them. Or maybe I'm just sulking because I'm a size 11 here and have to wear man-thongs.

cannot see why they are so special

I am wearing no makeup.

touch of Nars bronzing powder
Chantecaille stick blusher (lovely stuff)
Lancome Definicils Mascara in black
Bit of Laura Mercier Secret Concealer on a zit by my left nostril (yum)
Clinique sheer lipstick (more like a gloss in lipstick form)

Got such a nice tan this week I don't need any foundation
Oh and I french manicured my right big toenail this morning

My looks are so beautiful, my skin so flawless, that it would be a travesty to ruin it with make-up!

Make-up are for those who try to make themselves look as beautiful as me!