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Crepey continuum

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Cremolafoam · 18/03/2013 15:12

Grin Over here!

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Blackduck · 02/04/2013 09:29

Ahh, I see the problem!

motherinferior · 02/04/2013 09:34

I cannot face getting married. Well, I do quite fancy a wedding, but the being married bit puts me off. DP keeps going on and on about it though...

I wish I had never started looking at holidays as I now want to go here.

Blackduck · 02/04/2013 09:38

Can I come MI?

Dp doesn't give a hoot re marriage and actually from the 'if you like' is positively anti these days....

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bigTillyMint · 02/04/2013 10:12

Right BD, Herbs and Hatty, PM me your FB names and I will send you a friend request!

Thanks for the lovely comment ruby - it was hurriedly taken by DS earlier! And it's not the new bikini - will see if I can get/upload one of me in it so you can have a laugh at the huge top triangles!

Grin @ terrorist. I used to houseshare with an Irish guy who really did look like a terrorist when he first came over with a mouth full of rotten teeth, but he's really high up in the Irish bank nowSmile

Re marriage, DH proposed in the Alps in the snow the Christmas Day I was pregnent with DD. That was his romance quota for the entire marriageSmile

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hattymattie · 02/04/2013 10:41

Hi Ruby - yes I've seen the Park and Ride as we come up the M11. No roof box, all luggage in the car (only our scruffy clothes to be honest). I expect if we brief the security guys they can keep and eye out. It would just be for an hour or two.

BTM I'm going to PM you - I'm the one doing Accrobranch - crossing the river on a net. My husband is equally unromantic - (so much for Frenchmen). He was eating a piece of cheese (yes very French) and said "if you like we can get married". The level of romance has continued in a similar vein 17 years later. Do not be taken in by the myth of the romantic frenchman. All my friends have similar complaints!

Stropperella · 02/04/2013 10:53

I have been married for 19 out of the last 20 years - with a 1 year break in the middle. Grin I like being married, but I don't really understand why. I hate weddings and try to avoid going to them. I would have avoided my own if I could have sent a proxy. Both times I only gave my nearest and dearest a week's notice. The first time, my mother still managed to stick her oar in and we ended up with guests and a chaotic sort of reception (which I absolutely didn't want) and the school that first h taught at came. Yes, the whole school. It was a very small special school and no one invited them. The principal just thought it would be OK for them all to turn up. Hmm I don't do dresses, especially wedding ones and would rather eat my own feet than be the centre of attention, so it was all a bit of a trial and no one was impressed by my Camden market clothes accessorized with a giant tartan hat and M&S men's XXXL holey navy cardigan. Grin I also wore Goth-type makeup. I looked minging. H was in a suit. We looked as bonkers as we in fact were.

Wedding 2 was much better. Me, dh, dd and my parents as witnesses. And the registrar took a couple of snaps. Done and dusted in 20 mins.

The loathing weddings thing runs in the family. Db and dsil got married in a drive-in wedding chapel in Vegas and sent everyone a postcard afterwards.

herbaceous · 02/04/2013 11:00

Can now see the extremely glam shots of BTM in bikini. You do look amazing!

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bigTillyMint · 02/04/2013 11:17

Aww you are totallymad/blind being very kindSmile

Am looking forward to a day boat trip with kayaking and snorkelling tomorrow but will have to wear one of DSs tshirts as he needs my rashie (hadnt realised he had totally grown out of his) - OCDtype thing about not getting sunburnt after I failed to put suncream on him in India one time and he got the most enormous blisters.... So I wont be looking remotely glam.

Plus I am wondering how to cope with AF when there are likely to be no loos around. Gulp!

bigTillyMint · 02/04/2013 11:21

Stropps - love the 1st wedding outfit!

DD is very disappointed with our wedding photos as I did not wear white.

Stropperella · 02/04/2013 11:21

Arrgh. I want to see BTM's glamorousness. But am not sure yous lot really want to see me on FB. Grin

hattymattie · 02/04/2013 11:39

Found you BTM. All I can say is if I could get my stomach as flat as that I would be very happy. I'm still tentatively eyeing the Boden bikini shorts and wondering if I dare.

Go for it Stropps. Grin

hattymattie · 02/04/2013 11:43

Waiting for plumber as fantastic tiled shower they installed two years ago has leaked Sad. Meanwhile the roof needs fixing and the downstairs loo needs redoing completely. I think we need DIY SOS round here. A bit of Nick Knowles might cheer me up a bit.

Cremolafoam · 02/04/2013 11:58

Yes y hattie , we are definitely in need if nick here too. The weather has taken its toll on the house this winter. Just noticed the soffits have rotted and dropped off one side of te cottage and we have inherited wretched leylandii which need chopped off at the knees before summer.
S'all money we don't seem to haveHmm

I need to know what to wear to Cambridge. I know it doesn't matter but somehow I am at a loss. Still cold there Ruby?

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bigTillyMint · 02/04/2013 12:00

Stomach flat??? It must be a very flattering photoGrin

Have PMd you Stropps!

Oooh a French Nick KnowlesWink

hattymattie · 02/04/2013 12:12

Had to Google Soffits Crem but now I know what they are, I can confirm ours are falling off as well!

Alas we have no french Nick Knowles but I'm wondering if he could do a french episode on a not very exciting fifties house Hmm

Stropperella · 02/04/2013 12:15

Woah, BTM, that is glam. And sooo brown. I'd be in one of them thar burkinis.

herbaceous · 02/04/2013 12:19

I've been in nick knowles' bathroom. Managed to avoid having a fit of the vapours, as think he's a twat.

Stropperella · 02/04/2013 12:29

I don't rate Mr Knowles either (altho have not seen him on the telly-box for many a year), but could also do with having the DIY SOS team in. Chimney has developed a leak as flashing is knackered, first floor landing wall plaster is crumbling, stairwell has been in a half-painted state for 2 years, diningroom needs replastering and, uh, I think I'll stop because I'm depressing myself.

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bigTillyMint · 02/04/2013 12:39

We need garden SOS. It would not be a very long programme though as the garden is very small. I am seriously considering astroturf - would that be a hideous and heinous London crime? We are not gardeners and are away a lot in the summer so the grass dies anyway. Well I am hoping it will be hot and dry enough this year!

Blackduck · 02/04/2013 13:22

Stropps - wedding outfit made me Grin
BTM - yes, agree with Stropps - if only my stomach was that flat!!
I have no randomly friended a load of people...I am the orange dog in sunglasses.....

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