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The Worst perfume ever!

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anniewoo · 28/09/2012 19:54

Was in HOF today and as i have no money at the moment to spend (despite their sale) decided to cheer myself up with a spray ( or two) of their posh perfumes. Big Mistake- sprayed Serge lutyens Tuberose Criminale- and it was!!!! Well the smell was criminal- like camphor, moth balls mixed with wintergreen , that awful muscle rub stuff. Jesus wept and it lasts and lasts and lasts. Can't kill it off, despite Annick Goutal Ninfeo Mio on my other wrist. You have been warned.....Though i do dare you!!!

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Badvoc · 29/09/2012 20:09

Hmmmmtom for you say?
Off to google....

Badvoc · 29/09/2012 20:09

Tom ford that should have read!

coffeeinbed · 29/09/2012 20:15

Tuberose is very buttery to start with.
Sometimes it tips over to overripe cheese/rancid fat territory.
There a little gem called Tuberose di Autonno, some Italian niche perfume house, - now this is bad. Seriously cheesy.
My personal hate is Angel.
And anything with green apple. or overripe mellon.

scottishmummy · 29/09/2012 20:28

angel is def the most boaky perfume ever
like cheap scotbloc
its gross

YouOldSlag · 29/09/2012 20:28

I tried Estee lauder Private Collection Gardenia and Tuberose today and it was awful. Really unpleasant, and of course long lasting, as they always are when you don't like them!

Latrucha- it's difficult to find a good scent if you don't live near a big store or perfume hall isn't it? I am in a slightly similar position and have been buying blind after reading reviews on Fragrantica. I have bought some real gems inexpensively and also some stinkers but not spent a fortune and I ebay the ones I don't like.

prettysunset · 29/09/2012 20:30

Badvoc Agent Provocateur (original in pink bottle) is a vey nice (and reasonably priced) rose based scent.

prettysunset · 29/09/2012 20:32

Most horrid perfume- Cerutti 1881! Yuk!

coffeeinbed · 29/09/2012 20:32

And for some reason people who wear Angel always wear it by the bucketful.
Why in the name of everything that is sane?

Badvoc · 29/09/2012 20:34

Thank you.

coffeeinbed · 29/09/2012 20:37

Badvoc Nahema is/was an oriental rose. Very opulent. Sweet honey and all.
Unless they freshened her up.

DonaAna · 29/09/2012 21:18

I don't have one signature perfume - but there are about thirty I use regularly.
I live in Italy, and here you can get amazing niche and boutique stuff in almost any neighborhood profumeria, but my favorite online perfume store is Alla Violetta (they deliver worldwide and have an amazing selection - start with Malle, Diptyque, L'Artisan, Tom Ford - you can order samples of individual perfumes there and they always include amazing surprise freebies). Les Senteurs is good but a bit pricey - but lovely if you can make it to their store.

There are many good perfume blogs - Bois de Jasmin and Olfactoria's Travels are among the best.

The book Perfumes: The Guide by Luca Turin and Tanya Sanchez is a good and very funny introduction to perfumes.

Many perfume houses do inexpensive sample sets - I recommend Olfactive Studio and Histoires de Parfums and Tauer Perfumes for people new to selective perfumes, but there are dozens of others.

And don't forget Grossmith.

WhatWouldVegansDo · 29/09/2012 21:29

I stopped wearing perfume when I read stuff like this: www.care2.com/greenliving/toxic-effects-of-perfume.html?page=1.

DonaAna · 29/09/2012 21:44

Vegan, if you ever drink alcohol, your body will make aceltaldehyde from it. If you ever use nail polish, you are exposed to toluene or acetone; if you use hairspray, to formaldehyde... And many so called natural / organic products are perfumed or flavored with limonene, linalool and alpha-pinene (because they are present in many plant extracts).

I'm not saying that perfumes are completely harmless, but many of the aroma chemicals used are also present in our food and everyday household products. EU is quite vigilant about known allergens and has recently severely restricted their use in perfumery. The worst allergens tend to be the really innocuous sounding ones - the components responsible for the flavor and scent of cinnamon and citruses for example.

I'm allergic to one quite commonly used cosmetic ingredient. I think I have tried well over 1000 perfumes, and have ever had an allergic reaction to just two of them...

BikeRunSki · 29/09/2012 21:58

Opium!!!! It was Opium, the one I hated and whose name I couldn;t remember up thread was Opium.

WhatWouldVegansDo · 29/09/2012 22:05

Dona, I don't drink. Never have. I don't use nail varnish or hairspray, ever. :) We avoid all toilettries with parabens/SLS etc, use EcoBalls for laundry, that kind of thing.
Also eat as organic as possibly, and obviously no meat or dairy.

I do wear make up, I buy Arbonne, which I believe is as ok as possible.

Not expecting anyone to live like we do, but just thought the perfume toxin info was worth pointing out in case anyone was interested.

mrbloomismyhoe · 29/09/2012 22:37

Liz Earle's Botanical Essence - I was sent a free sample, and it was utterly vile. I had to fling open all the windows after I'd spritzed it, and spent ages trying to scrub it off. I feel ill thinking about it.

QueenieLovesEels · 29/09/2012 23:15

I loathe Green Tea and Pleasures perfumes.i think they are Estee Lauder.They are just so sexless to my mind. My Mum used to wear Beautiful which was repellent.

Anything that is floral seems to give me a cracking headache.

Also hate Blue Grass by Arden.

Chanel no 5 is just horrible as is No 19 which reminds me of those tweed scents from the 1970's. Yerch!

The frowziest one I have smelt is a Burbury one. It smelt of manure. Who would want that?

QueenieLovesEels · 29/09/2012 23:16

BUrberry.

fedupofnamechanging · 30/09/2012 08:37

Samsara for me. It smells like vomit.

WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeGoes · 30/09/2012 08:45

The late 80s were a nightmare, I used to share a room at uni with someone who used Poison, Giorgio Beverly Hills, Obsession and White Musk, they all made me nauseous. Beverly Hills was the worst.

When I was young my mum used to drench herself in Rive Gauche for special occasions, then if we were all going out together we had to get in the car, I've always been prone to travel sickness, the perfume made it far worse, still can't bear RG.

DuaneDibbley · 30/09/2012 09:00

I can't believe no one has said "It smells like Bigfoot's dick!" :o

I hate Angel too - MIL gave me a bottle about 10 years ago and I had to discreetly give it away.

OrangeHorraceTheGoldenOtter · 30/09/2012 09:24

The problem with Serge is that he is by all accounts a bit of a nutter! Some are lovely: Nuit de Cellophane, Chergui, others are interesting, either way, they have REALLY strong natural base notes so you aint getting rid! One lasted through a (very) quick shower before! Angel made me retch whenever I smelt it during pg - I had to refuse to refill bottles for customers as it made me feel so ill. Anything by diesel or lacoste are foul, but I think you will find the worst fragrance is Par Camille, Annick Goutal.

DonaAna · 30/09/2012 10:41

Perfumes have many uses; some wear them to cover bad smells; some wear them as clothes; some wear them to fit in and to smell like everyone else (think young girls and Tommy Girl or Lacoste). For me it has been important to understand that you can also use them to evoke emotions and to experience novel things - a bit like art, music or films.

Re: manure smells, animalic smells are used to make perfumes more approachble and human. Musks make us think of warm skin; components of sweaty and urine smells are used especially in masculine perfumes to make the scent more brawny. Fecal smells are also present in perfumery - jasmine is partially made of indoles that are one of the odor component of faeces (it gives jasmine sensual, indolent, voluptuos qualities). If you want pristine cleanliness, look into Estee Lauders - they are great quality and craftmanship, but many find them daunting because they are a bit inhumane. Scents that are too clean often smell of soap or fabric softener to us (this is because the cheapest ingredients are used to perfume laundry products). Most classic French perfumes have some animalic and earthy qualities (to make them more sensual).

One of the perfumes I love is Bal à Versailles by Jean Desprez. I think someone described it as a lady who has peed in her pants - the pee-like quality makes it more sexy, earthy and grounded. I also have quite a few manurey, horse-like scents that I sometimes enjoy. I don't know about you, but to me they are all about careless summer days, haymaking, and perhaps about falling leaves.

Samsara is a classic sandalwood perfume. Traditional sandalwood is almost extinct by now, and usually replaced by synthetics; many people love them because they smell deep, creamy, milky and sensual, but they can also smell sickly sweetish like newborn poo.

Serge Lutens has helped to create a lot of perfumes that go outside the normative. For me, they are short films in a bottle - very intense experiences, not all pleasant, but worth experiencing.

Today I'm wearing Amarige by Givenchy. It's one of the last big scents made in the 1980s blockbuster style. It's sinus-piercing ylang ylang and feels like a gleaming glass and steel sculpture in midday tropical sun. People got tired of that style (Giorgio, Opium, Poison) and it was replaced by fresh and watery and lightwearing unisex perfumes (think Eau d'Issey, CK One, Eau parfumee au the vert). Which were then replaced by fruity florals... Which will be replaced by a new trend (light gourmands? new big blockbuster scents?).

The popular mass-market perfume I like the least at the moment is Code pour Femme by Armani. It's the fragrant equivalent of wearing acrylic - scratchy, nasty, loud and cheap smelling with a strange, plasticky feel.

DuaneDibbley · 30/09/2012 10:45

I love Samsara. But haven't worn it since I was about 18.

hippermiddleton · 30/09/2012 11:19

The new Madonna one - Truth or Dare? I don't know exactly what embalming fluid smells like, but I suspect that's the 'top note'.