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The Worst perfume ever!

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anniewoo · 28/09/2012 19:54

Was in HOF today and as i have no money at the moment to spend (despite their sale) decided to cheer myself up with a spray ( or two) of their posh perfumes. Big Mistake- sprayed Serge lutyens Tuberose Criminale- and it was!!!! Well the smell was criminal- like camphor, moth balls mixed with wintergreen , that awful muscle rub stuff. Jesus wept and it lasts and lasts and lasts. Can't kill it off, despite Annick Goutal Ninfeo Mio on my other wrist. You have been warned.....Though i do dare you!!!

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DonaAna · 11/10/2012 21:17

Thanks Fineline! Hope you will enjoy at least some of the purchases. There are so many great perfumes, but finding the right ones takes some time and effort. Give yourself some time to explore. You may find that your taste changes when you are exposed to new alternatives. Some perfumes (many classics anyway) are 'difficult' and you have to be patient with them. Others are immediately likeable and satisfying.

I'm enjoying right now something I acquired a year ago and found completely unwearable and revolting. Today it just clicked and I can't get enough of it. Sometimes it's worthwhile to hang on to 'difficult' ones and retry them occasionally.

And there is nothing wrong with you if you dislike what I recommended. Everyone has a slightly different taste, we just prefer different things - some of the differences are inborn and hardwired, others acquired.

Haberdashery · 11/10/2012 22:31

Oh dear, I think I might be sounding a bit OTT here, but I am so happy! MsArseBiscuit, you have really cheered me up. I just had another spray and I smell gorgeous and I'm feeling kind of expansive. Smelling good is just the fastest route to feeling happy. Also, knowing that I have a nearly full bottle of the thing that makes me smell better than anything else is the world is also very cheering. I do hope you like your samples. If you don't, I want to know because I will order something else for you until I make you as happy as you've made me! I'm actually slightly light-headed because I keep sniffing myself...

What's your previously unwearable that you now like, DonaAna?

Also, anyone tried L'Ombre dans L'Eau? Would I like it? It keeps coming up as something I'd like on my searches. Mind you so do a couple of things that I really don't like!

MsArseBiscuit · 11/10/2012 22:52

I am always pleased to be able to contribute to someone else's happiness, it's what makes the world go round, innit ?

I got L'ombre dans L'eau in a set of four Diptyque minatures, and I really quite liked it - it's ( and please excuse my rubbish description ) a not sweet and not at all cloying, rose. It didn't replace my Philosykos but I did wear it for a while.

MysteriousHamster · 11/10/2012 22:58

Wonderful thread.

DonaAna I wonder if you've ever had cause to try any BPAL (Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab) scents? They're rather gothy handblended oils - there are hundreds of them! I think serious perfume fans write them off but they do encourage massive perfume discussion and sampling and the descriptions on the site are hugely evocative.

I went through a long phase of buying and swapping them, then came to an abrupt stop after reading some perfume books and casting my net more widely. But I still have a box full of perfumes like Antique Lace, Dorian, Black Tower, Rose Cross, The Great Sword of War that I can't quite bring myself to get rid of because they are so very different to most commercial perfumes.

I like rose and leather - Kelly Caleche, Hermes is a favourite - can anyone recommend similar?

Also like For Her/Lovely.

My husband bought me a perfume called Fleurs de Chocolat that's since been discontinued - would love to find something similar. It's a chocolate scent but nothing like Angel, imo. Soft and comforting.

Considering I've read a lot about perfume and tried probably hundreds of BPAL scents I still don't know a lot about what I like. It can vary quite wildly from foody, to musky, to woodsy. I don't like pure simple florals most of the time unless it's rose. Need to start trying more perfumes again!

willowstar · 11/10/2012 23:00

Aqua di Gio by Armani, just dreadful stuff.

Haberdashery · 11/10/2012 23:22

Thanks, MsArse. Not sweet and not cloying are two of my top needs from a perfume (but I do like rose). I might need to try that then.

And this thread is lovely.

coffeeinbed · 12/10/2012 07:09

Haberdashery, try Paestum Rose in this case.
It's sheer rose - nothing sweet about it it, with some incense and a woods.
It smells of rose but not of flowers.

UltraBOF · 12/10/2012 07:55

That sounds right up my street too, but I've already spent thirty quid on various samples from SurrenderToChance, so I need to knock it on the head for the rest of this month!

Haberdashery · 12/10/2012 09:43

Hmmm, incense puts me off a bit. But I will definitely have a sniff if I get a chance.

DonaAna · 12/10/2012 10:07

Coffee you just inspired me to try Paestum Rose by Eau d'Italie. It's a pretty pink pepper-laced patchouli rose and worth sampling if you are into modern roses. It is not very unique - this a very crowded genre these days, I can think of half a dozen patchouli roses at different price points - but definitely not a quaint makeup-smelling old lady rose. Patchouli is an earthy, musty, pungent wood and rose is a rose is a rose, so patch-rose in some sense plants a pretty rose in the ground. You smell the earth in some way. Pink pepper to me has a dill-like scent - it's a trendy ingredient, everywhere at the moment.

The smell of rose can be elicited in different ways. If you take rose leaves and steam-distill them, you will get a jammy, sugary thick smell (curious? Smell Chanel 18 or Une Rose Vermeille by Tauer) unlike any rose you would ever pick. There are gentler ways of extraction (solvents and carbon dioxide) that result in raw materials that smell more like real rose to us. But a lot of rose used in perfumery, especially at low end, is actually just synthetic - a bunch of molecules mixed together can approximate the smell of rose pretty well (much like the best silk flowers look almost real). All this explains how rosy perfumes can smell so different, and also often unlike real roses.

Hamster I have a few friends who are very into BPAL. I never got sucked in, mainly because there are too many and I already have such a huge backlog of perfumes to smell. I have some friends in the industry, so that I always have many more perfume samples than I have time for. I also sometimes go to perfume fairs - still have a bag of 40 new niche scents from last spring, mostly still unsniffed. There are just so many new things coming up... At the moment, I'm trying to expand my knowledge by smelling systematically some classics and raw materials. And I live near very good perfume boutiques, so I follow new launches perfumistas are talking about. There is even a perfume bar in Rome that I sometimes go to.

Re: samples, I thought about buying a full bottle last night (Eau des Iles by MPG, it has been on my list for a long time) but decided against it: for the same money, I can get 15 good spray samples (best sources for these: Alla Violetta and First in Fragrance) of perfumes I have already tested on skin, enjoyed and want to learn more about (examples: Sienna a l'Aube; a few Tauer Pentachords; Sweet Dreams and What We Do in Paris is Secret by a Lab on Fire; Aedes de Venustas EdP; another Blood Concept fragrance, and yes, also a new sample of Eau des Iles). A full bottle is a big commitment...

Oh and Haberdashery ignore my entire list of perfume suggestions Grin. I carry off sweet scents really well (perhaps because I'm skinny, always a little cold, and have dry skin). My skin loves vanilla and amber, and I own some of the most vulgar intense gourmands ever made. I don't use them exclusively - I'd get diabetes if I did - but for me, they are comforting night time and bad weather perfumes. Lately I've gotten more into dry, more bitter and herbal and leathery perfumes (mostly masculines). The curious one I was hooked to last night was Blood Concept 0. I think it has the same catchy leather-raspberry accord than Tuscan Leather... but it is much more bare-boned and metallic.

DonaAna · 12/10/2012 12:45

Paestum Rose kept reminding me of some other perfume and now I remember what it is: Especially Escada. Testing them side by side, they are very close, PR is slightly more incensey (drydown phase) but they are very, very close, PR being much more expensive.

MsArseBiscuit · 12/10/2012 12:51

I was reading about Paestum Rose the other day ( I think it stuck in my mind because I've been to Paestum like the tragic nerd I am ) and thinking it sounded worth trying, despite my instinctive reaction to dislike rose or flower based scents. If I'd read that L'ombre dans l'eau was rose scented before I tried it, I doubt that I'd have given it a chance.

otchayaniye · 12/10/2012 13:49

did someone ask about caron tabac blond? if so, i have a very large bottle (my husband fainted a the price in Roja Dove and i could send a small sample if you like (figure i could wash out another sample bottle.

i love it. luca turin doesn't love it, but then i like the serge lutens ones he doesn't. could be the florida housewife in me (never been there, but evidently he means it to be the epicentre of bad taste.

the perfume i really want is Ropion's Une Fleur de Cassie. and i'd like some more Coromandel.

oh, Histoires de parfums sample set came last week and is wonderful. 1725, 1969 and tubeureuse 3

DonaAna · 12/10/2012 13:52

It's sometimes worthwhile to try things that you think you hate. I sometimes try white flower fragrances although I rarely really like them.

I'll take back what I said about Escada. It's loud, piercing and really sweet. If something is too sweet for me, we are in trouble Grin. Synthetic musc + synthetic rose = washing powder Wink

otchayaniye · 12/10/2012 13:56

i love reading your reviews, dona ana, (hurt my paypal balance). have you worked in the industry?

otchayaniye · 12/10/2012 13:58

oh, and while you're at it, got any chypre recs?

MsArseBiscuit · 12/10/2012 14:01

Yes, I was coming to that conclusion, Dona, especially after my ' I hate all Chanel perfumes' mindset of several decades standing was changed by Coromandel. I'm hoping that when my Surrender to Chance samples arrive, I'll find new things I like that I wouldn't normally have even considered.

( By the way if anyone likes Estée Lauder Bronze Goddess, give me a shout, I've got a bottle going free to a good home )

DonaAna · 12/10/2012 14:12

No, I'm a pure amateur. But I have a few perfumer friends. Not that I really understand what they do Grin

Otch you should try Grossmiths (the three old ones with strange names, not the new ones) Wink

otchayaniye · 12/10/2012 14:24

thanks, didn't the family buy the company back and redo some of them? oh, and i want a nice skin/musk one, if you have any that spring to mind.

otchayaniye · 12/10/2012 14:25

oh, and to any out there wandering about in Piccadilly soon, do drop into the ormonde jayne store. the eponymous perfume is beautiful. and you can swing by penhaligons while you're at it.

DonaAna · 12/10/2012 14:30

If you need a skin musk that balances between clean and dirty, try Musc Ravageur by Malle or Kiehl's original musk (inexpensive). The king of all musks is Musc Koublai Khan by Uncle Serge, but it's too much for many people.

If you like cleaner laundry musks, Narciso Rodriguez and SJP Lovely are worth sampling.

If you like sweet floral muscs, experiment with ambrette perfumes.

I like the old-but-redone Grossmiths. Great raw materials, worth sampling. Shem-el-Nessim might be my favorite.

otchayaniye · 12/10/2012 14:58

i have muscs koublai and kiehls, have a sample of ravageur but hasband (oddly) hated it. SJP lovely is nice, surprisingly, but a bit ho hum. tried narciso but nt the musk oil, which is supposed to be nice.

i'll try the grossmiths!

Ohsiena · 12/10/2012 17:34

Everyone who receives their Surrender to chance samples come back and tell us when they get them, what they got, and a mini review of each?
Doesn't have to be DonaAna level of description, I'd just love to hear what everyone got.

DonaAna is there anywhere I can get a sample of Guerlain Tonka Imperiale? Surrender to chance didn't have this one, and I yearn to try it. Have you tried this one?

shoeprincess2 · 12/10/2012 17:39

My StC samples shipped on Monday, so haven't a clue how long I'll have to wait . I nipped to the Guerlain counter and had a squirt of Apres L'Ondee and Habit Rouge (one on each wrist). Both very nice, but probably wouldn't purchase full size bottles. Will report back on my 5 samples, once they arrive. Happy sampling!

atacareercrossroads · 12/10/2012 18:19

Can anyone recommend a perfume that smells like Lou lou blue?