kris, my name is not provacative
it simply means that I (and you, and anybody posting anywhere on t'internet) could literally be "any fucker"
as in "this could be any fucker/hairy-handed trucker/insert weirdo of your preference"
and there are much more outrageous people than me, I am prim by comparison
I wear a bra in bed, I don't slag anyone off (unless they start first), I don't diss celebs as a rule, I have to wear vaseline on my lips or they dry up to prunes in the night, I don't bore people rigid wax lyrical about my sex life, I don't stealth-boast, I don't misery-plop all over the shop, I never troll or name change maliciously, I rarely report attacks upon myself
I am the perfect poster in fact 