If you're a Foxy Scientist from the 1960s, M&S Sale has a dress for YOU

[wildfig]

knock yourself out

Has anyone seen this in real life or is it a online sale speziale special?

fashioned from a nineteen seventies bathroom roller blind

Trend-conscious, it says here

limited! and rightly so.

Funnys, yes- my roof is leaking and it's a long cold night without a speziale thread to keep me warm

she looks like that woman who married John Taylor from Duran Duran poor cow

marvellous BOF. But you didn't make a speziale entrance ala Stratters. And why not? You should announce your return properly like.

Chic and modern??? Does this not contravene the Trades Description Act.

I couldn't do that, Funnys, I only sloped off quietly so nobody would throw buns at me. I'd get three posts in before the "Who gives a fuck?" replies started

Looking again at those photos, I think they are actually on a computer-generated body with a model's airbrushed head stuck on. I'm sure I read somewhere that they do that now, and it would explain why her head is massive in some shots and like a sprout in others.

but Stratters sloped off quietly like and on her return threads folk were asking 'where's BOF'. Mind you thats what I like, a degree of self deprication. Good for you. I nearly started a BOF is back thread, but could just imagine the replies and Couldn't BA

Quite- discretion in all things, that's us

Yes, I bet they've done this kind of thing.

Yay!!

I mean oh BOF you're back then...

Yeah nice one and all that, yeah

I think they'd have to superimpose the heads wouldn't they really? That smock could kill your career

God yes- there's no way a live model would deign to put those things on.

wow BOF, that link is . Mind you, don't know why I'm , I look like that in RL, I really do

BOFFY!!!!!!

I do love a good M&S pissathon

dear god that is hysterical, had to repost on fb, hope you don't mind

Deary me - just took a look at the NEW IN section.

These are a tad nasty www.marksandspencer.com/Autograph-Snakeskin-Print-Straight-Trousers/dp/B007U07UF6?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_126&nodeId=55355031&sr=1-126&qid=1339192034&pf_rd_r=0TE2P3YVQKHRXGA05V6Y&pf_rd_m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=55355031&pf_rd_p=215570647&pf_rd_s=related-items-3

Surely if you are "Petite" these are the last things you should be wearing. Plus they make my eyes go funny www.marksandspencer.com/Petite-Wide-Print-Palazzo-Trousers/dp/B0036JEXQ4?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_35&nodeId=55355031&sr=1-35&qid=1339192180&pf_rd_r=0AYB1E5J0BRYE0MGM25B&pf_rd_m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=55355031&pf_rd_p=215570647&pf_rd_s=related-items-3

Oh dear my links are a tad long

I love a good M&S thread!

I quite like that green t shirt. ;-(

foxpass I think you've hit the nail on the head - M&S are planting two or three car-crashingingly awful garments every season, knowing they'll be linked to on various websites, and then we'll all have targeted ads for weeks. DOH.

Rotflmao fuck me that's awful. New MD is going well then, or was this Stuart Rose's parting shot?

BOF. Good to see you back.

Have literally been crying with these Per Una Specialze - they have exceeded themselves.

You know what? I never thought I'd feel sorry for a model. But really.

And while I'm here, does salmon/coral suit ANYONE? You can get it by the mile every summer in Australia, yet no-one actually wears it.

wildfig, agreed! I just went and looked at those hideous trousers and noticed I am logged in to the M&S site. "Hello, FoxPass - busted! :o

Jackson Pollock or pizza vomit? You decide:

www.marksandspencer.com/Abstract-Print-Pleated-Skater-Dress/dp/B00740G8VO?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_6&nodeId=1839885031&sr=1-6&qid=1339241469&pf_rd_r=0P3JYBJY0518KC33J3QG&pf_rd_m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=1839885031&pf_rd_p=215570647&pf_rd_s=related-items-3