If you're a Foxy Scientist from the 1960s, M&S Sale has a dress for YOU

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knock yourself out

Has anyone seen this in real life or is it a online sale speziale special?

wow. Can't imagine why it's in the sale - surely every one in every size must have sold out within seconds?!

The bleurb that goes with Oracle's dress says:

"Chic and modern, this dress has a floral mirror print. A stylish and striking look. Part of Autograph, a collection of luxurious and timeless wardrobe must-haves featuring premium design and sophisticated styling."

Everything about that is a lie.

Make it stop!

Wow- the dinner ladies at my primary school wore something like that as overalls.

HamblesHandbag

Pathan that thread rocked

If I squint slightly, the overall looks vaguely....60's military?

Korean Retro Militia-Chic

These threads are so worth the days of M&S ads I get on my browser after clicking the links :o

that is beyond vile. I can't think of one body type that would look good on

Oh bless them. I want to meet a M&S designer now. I want to be a fly on the wall at their meetings. I want a Per Una skirt.

How can they make the best tuna pate in the world and then those skirts???

This thread has really cheered me up! Thanks to all those M n' S researchers out there, ive been snorting and chortling like a good 'un.

Can someone tell me what's 'feminine' about a "contrast stripe front" (on that hideous pleated maxi)? Do they mean Emily Howard-style 'feminine'?

The Nancy Dell'Olio jumpsuit just screams 'sweaty crotch patch', don't you think?

Can you imagine wearing the salmon'pate' drawstring shorts if you were larger than a size 8?

Yea the jumpsuit would need a bucket of Canestan Cream.

Maybe some joker has set up a fake M&S page. I'd like to think that is the reason for these hideous clothes, I can't imagine anyone on a production team letting them be manufactured .

Thank you. Its raining, blowing a gale, trees are falling down and I am a bit concerned about the roof tiles, oh and I came on here to look up chickenpox symptoms to identify DS rash - but I'm smiling now! Back to job in hand ...

LeBOFFY is that you ?

MissBee - I was in the changing room queue at M&S yesterday and the woman in front was clutching that very skirt. I was transfixed.

It would have made Kate Moss look ghastly but, without wishing to be sizeist, this lady seemed wider than she was tall. Had urge to say "Your bum will look big in that" but left her to find out for herself.

Are the designers all on drugs? Do they work for Philip Green? I think we should be told.

Oh my - not sure what to say to be honest but find myself repeatedly clicking to go back and have a look.

Its real isnt it???

M&S really are trying to sell it aren't they??

Just sat here in utter disbelief!!

Oh this has cheered me up, thanks for all your hard work searching these out.

I think mirror print means that they have made one swirling yuck pattern on the left half and then stuck a mirror down the middle to reflect it onto the right. Yes I have been enjoying these choice items in zoom.

That dress. With the navy blue - thing - in the middle. Is it really for real? Really?

Fuck me, these are bad on purpose. They have to be.

The website is full of other shite beauties too.

Not sure what to make of this one

www.marksandspencer.com/Autograph-Floral-Mirror-Print-Dress/dp/B007TQNKFU?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_12&nodeId=1839885031&sr=1-12&qid=1339188219&pf_rd_r=0CP95NKSHSM4TJE2681K&pf_rd_m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=1839885031&pf_rd_p=215570647&pf_rd_s=related-items-3

I feel like I'm driving past a road accident and I can't stop looking.

The models look utterly pissed off. Almost belligerent.

"Yeah, so?"

I nearly posted that very dress a couple of weeks ago - and then I decided it would be mean to play 'Point and laugh at the crazy lady in the vile dress.'

But now you've posted it - points / laughs / shouts - 'Oh dear. Look at the crazy lady in the vile dress.'

Wonder how many they've sold?