Seriously, who is doing the styling for the M&S website..?

[AmberNectarine]

Who wouldn't buy these leg lengthening wonder jeans?

Bermudas with Mary janes?

words fail me

model looks pissed off

But can't beat amber's

I noticed this model always looks slightly mortified to be there in every picture.

Amber, . They made the model look fat and repulsively shiny legged. Bleugh.

This is a good game!
amber those trs...what the heck are they thinking?

silk model expression gets extra points

I actually like this. Horror. wouldnt look like that on me though

Who said trotters upthread? That was funny. Hideous shoes.

is she real?
more hideous trs
mightily pissed off

That first link is actually quite scary drywhiteplease

theoriginal dress is lovely .....model is quizzical.

confused

trying to get shirt off before photo has even been taken

putting on a brave face

I always think the models for M&S always looks deeply sarcastic, as if they are doing ironic modelling of deliberately foul clothing. "Yeah, right," they say. "Like anyone will buy this piece of shit."

Touch of blue steel about that last link drywhite

first link. Sigh.

PMSL at Confused.

Human traffick victim mugshot (quite like the dress though)

Watching to see if he leaves the door unlocked

How does this Bratz look fit in with the rest of the range?

Oh my goodness, that last one fell asleep in 1995 and only just woke up!

going to throw up
constipated
zombie state
that's it I'm not doing any more
blinded by a t shirt
suspicious
if you look hard enough you will see a dolphin jumping out of the sea on this top

Is it the bottle of prosecco I've just about polished off but omg this is hilarious! Not only the photos but the names! Why would you call a skier crinkle frill maxi shell.....or whatever the heck it was?!

Please dry email this thread to m and s hq!

YAK!!!

www.marksandspencer.com/Per-Una-Abstract-Print-Chiffon/dp/B001NG5FY6?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_2&nodeId=72939031&sr=1-2&qid=1332628727&pf_rd_r=15XVVD7S2EPBV53ZCAE3&pf_rd_m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=72939031&pf_rd_p=215570647&pf_rd_s=related-items-3

MummyAnabell's drinking partner

But why do they need to take our passports?

Mustn't let them see me cry

Zombified

www.marksandspencer.com/Long-Sleeve-Mini-Check-Pyjamas/dp/B002PSGVDA?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_2&nodeId=82940031&sr=1-2&qid=1332629149

Queenofcake I know! Doesn't everyone know that gathers (ie doubling the amount of fabric on the area) make you look bigger? If you have big boobs, you avoid ruffles and gathers from the neckline. EVERYONE's bum looks big in a skirt like that.

The g and t is really helping.....but honestly, it really is shocking.

And another thing the fitting rooms!

1. The buzzers don't work so you have to go put in a semi dressed state to get help
2. Are those stupid black and white "behind the scenes at fashion show"photos on the doors in all m and s stores or just in mine?ive been looking at the guy with the bouffant hair for years now and the clothes are out of date.

M and S HQ PLEASE LISTEN!

And and and you need to try really hard to make the beautiful Lisa Snowdon look frumpy and fat but they even manage that!

queen your zombie pj one has me pmsl -read the text
Ideal for warm winter nights or relaxing at home.....as if you would wear those out!

silk that is my doppleganger!!

It is a bit like they have cut costs for the credit crunch by hiring someone's A level student younger brother as photographer and made him do all the styling too.