Shall we take a look at Golden Globes dresses.....

[madammecholet]

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Elle Mcp looks like she's in a wedding dress as does kate beckinsale, don't like Angelina's, not even sure about Kate Winslets..

Personal favs are Jessical Alba & Heidi Klum.

nicole kidman's tits look utterly bizarre in her dress. as do madonna's and salma hayek's.

can't touch GR at the mo, skinny-wise, she's just off chemo.

(this is in fact the only think i know about GR, well, that and she's married to the handsome one who won American Apprentice. who is she?)

I love Angelina's dress - the draping is stunning and I love the flash of red......that was until someone on here started talking about coffin lining fabrics......!!

Kelly Osborne looks like she got some school kids to design the dress for her. It's dreadful, unflattering, wrong colour for her too.

I do prefer the more formal hairstyles with long dresses - it takes a very young person to get away with loose hair and a long dress.

aitch you misunderstand me. I'm not criticising GR for being too skinny (in addition to chemo she has just had a double mastectomy, plus I like skinny)

My point is she is very very slim and that second dress particularly makes her look frumpy, which given her amazing willowy figure is a real feat of poor design.

"Nicole kidmans tits look bizarre..."

Although perhaps not as bizarre as Rease and Mila's. Oh and Clare Danes could probably have done with some nipple tape

I don't like Lady Victoria Hervey's dress. Surely the strap should go under her boob not half way across it, make her boobs look saggy.

Victoria Hervey's dress is trashy.

Pains me to say that I love Lindsey Lohans. Stunning although might have looked better on someone else

oh god i wasn't criticising you sara re GR skinniness, just saying she's sainted since being ill. although i'd disagree that it's somehow impossible for skinny people to look frumpy, now that you mention it.

Ah I see

I've always like GR - I'm not in UK and her show is always on repeat here. She comes across as very sweet and she is incredibly frank.

Tina Fey's is a horrible shape. Makes her look all lumpy in the leg department. Which is a shame as it's a nice colour and she looks lovely otherwise.

I love the colour of Natalie Portman's, but it doesn't fit her and is an awful mess.

Salma Hayek has managed to make herself look bizarre, which is a shame as she has a gorgeous figure.

Maria Menounos (whooo?) is my favourite. But then I love yellow (obv). The shape is nice too.

Why do they always go for these frothy over the top things that make you look an odd shape? Simple is always best.

And where is Christina Hendricks? I normally like to see how much boob she's managed to get out. I love her, I love her figure, she looks great on Mad Men - so why does she always look a mess on the red carpet?

Sooo disappointed in Sofia Vergara

Loved Salma Hayeks but poor fitting up top (and she's married to the man who owns Gucci FFS)

Loved Nicole Kidman - amazing as long as you don't look at her plastic face

So bored by Kate Beckinsale - yawn, seen her in that a zillion times

Kelly O looked heinous

Clooneys beard GF looked "nice"

Laura Dern looked amazing in emerald

Loved Diana Agron's Giles Deacon dress but wish it'd had a smooth skirk with just detailing above the waist, was a tad too much

Lea Michele looked funkier than normal but I still can't like her

Angelina's dress was trashy, cheap, oyster satin. Loved the flash of red but it was (a) too high on her chest and (b) not enough to counteract the flammable looking satin. YUCK.

soz for typos

Charlize Theron - always flawless in Dior. Part of me likes the fact that Angelina's not in black. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kelly O, Lea Michelle - what happened?!

Kelly O's dress definately needed jewellery or accessories.

I like Angelina's coffin lining , has she covered up some tattos? Thought she had more on her arms.
IMO tats completely ruin elegant evening wear. Wonder if her and KO regret them?

Brad Pitt's taking the piss with those trousers. There's long and ridiculous and then there's his. I'm surprised she let's him out looking like that.

let's = lets

newmum953 i saw E! on the Red Carpent earlier and SMG said her 2 year old daughter had chosen her dress, shoes and handbag - yup i'm afraid it looked like it!!

Carpet

Charlize - experimenting with a tablecloth
Nicole - did she just take a really big breath at the start of the evening and hope it lasted?
Angelina - loved it - white gothic!
Kate - big old arms and boobs - not flattering
Stacey Keibler - gorgeous red dress AND George Clooney!
Madonna - tuck your bra strap in love!
Kelly - should have taken off the water wings first
Ricky Gervaise - thought it was Ringo Starr! Liked Jane Fallon's dress tho
Piper something - Lovely full-skirted dress - shame a black sock sneaked into her white wash and turned it dingy grey.

I quite like Kate Beckinsale's dress and I love Stacy Keibler's dress but it does blend in with the carpet.

I don't like Kate Winslets at all. I loved Lea Michelle's dress.

Kate Bekinsale's unfortunate blow-up-doll-mouth pose
Salma - restrain those puppies my dear!
Emma Stone looking vair naice
Colin Firth - yum
Kelly Osborne looks like she's dressed for some scifi convention by mistake
Michelle Williams - her dress looks home made from some cheapo flammable material off the market, look at the neckline
Madonna as always looks good from the neck down
Rooney Mara (who?) has gone as Morticia Addams

Jessica Alba stunning

I think salma was right to flaunt it,love how she carries her shape proudly 3 years after giving birth.

Heidi klum had the best outfit, on the other hand, sad how she lost ALL her curves!

Disappointed with jessica chastaing' dress and hair. Would have seen her in a classic flirty retro do like reese witherspoon.
And yes! Where was christina hendricks for that matter?

Angelina jolie overdid the red and bradd pitt looks more and more like the dude in the big lebowski. >

Helen Mirren......sigh...... I want to be her when i grow up!

Nicole Kidman - her dress looks odd - almost like it has been superimposed on her
Angelina is rockin' that dominitrix look - I'm scared!
Brad get a tailor or buy trosers that fit - you are not 6ft 7!
Kate Winslet - yes she looks curvy, but in a chunky way - not good!
Emma Stone - looks lovely, interesting frock without being "too interesting"
Too many big fishtail frocks, a few classic but too safe choices - like George Clooney's date and Heidi Klum
Salma Hayek has go the same distorted mirror as Kate - massive boobs are not a good look!
Madonna needed a bigger size, those puppies are dying to escape!
Rooney Mara - first time on the red carpet? She looks terrified!
Kelly Osbourne - that fabric is hideous, the dreaded fishtail takes on a life of its own. And those shoulders and that hair. Oh Kelly what were you thinking?
Sarah Michelle Gellar - ink spill? tie dyed?
Quite liked Missi Pyle, she really suited that green, she looks fab.
Freida Pinto - what's going on with the skirt of that dress?