Oh, I'd love one. My imaginary one would include table linen, place mats and runners for various occasions, candles and candle sticks, possibly a cheese board and knife (sans fromage, naturellement), good wine glasses, um, pack of cards, matches, after-dinner board games.
The reality would be scraps of paper that have been mistakenly printed on on one side, broken pens, old phones, plastic IKEA place mats, not matching "linen", stuff that doesn't fit into kitchen cupboards, packs of balloons and various spare party bag paraphenalia etc