Rebekah Brooks - hair advice?

[doodledaisy]

Seriously, could someone please lend her some straighteners? She's got some free time Mon, is there anyone who could pop round and give her a trim? It looks awful!

Hallelujah! All the 'rules' make me squirm

I would like to discuss Rupert Murdoch's appearance actually. The man should not wear tracksuits. I expect he thinks they make him look youthful and vigorous, but in fact they make him look like he's just escaped from a secure institution.