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Crepeys/Hagsnet - come to the candlelight!

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MrsSchadenfreude · 18/06/2011 11:33

As the last thread is now full...

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Stropperella · 08/07/2011 10:14

Yes. Waitrose have all sorts of luscious looking gateau-y things. Be kind to yourself - you don't need baking hassle.

herbaceous · 08/07/2011 10:39

Considering your phrase 'be kind to yourself' just made me cry, I think perhaps I'm a little tense. Waitrose, here I come.

Blackduck · 08/07/2011 10:41

Herbs - christmas negotiations?

(unmumsnetty hug) Bugger the cooking lark - Waitrose or M&S are your friends..... (I recommend Colin the Caterpiller - goes dow a treat with adults and kids alike)

motherinferior · 08/07/2011 10:42

Second the idea of supermarket cake, herbs.

I have to make chocolate mousse for six. Mr Inferior has suddenly, after 11 years of immaculate co-habitation, realised he can offer my services as Maker Of Excellent Curry and invite people over for dinner. (Usually the inviting person cooks, dammit.) Curry is made (venison curry, spicy tomato sauce to slosh over baked aubergine slices, dal - plus a cucumber/carrot salad to make, with spring onion and lime juice and chopped coriander) but mousse, not so much.

herbaceous · 08/07/2011 11:13

MI - I'm v impressed with your curry prowess. Mousse I can do. Curry, I'm constantly checking the recipe for spice quantities, and generally not going with the flow.

Thanks for hugs. Feeling like I need them. AF came today, so have PMT-ness, plus a sliver of disappointment - she was late, so a little part of me thought I might be up-duffed.

As for BiL and xmas, grrr. Last year he invited my parents to his (my sister's), but they'd already made plans to spend it with friends. He was all miffed, and went on about 'the importance of family'. (Even though him and sis had spent the previous x christmases in Dubai). So this year he's invited them in JULY so they have no chance of refusing. He has pointedly not invited me or DP, so we'll be stuck with my weird brother, whom BiL has also not invited. It's all very cloak and dagger, passive-aggressive shit.

motherinferior · 08/07/2011 11:24

Oh, sweetie. What a crappy week you are having. (Sorry, wrong choice of adjectives, what with the poo/pot scenario.)

BUY all the damn party food.

And curry is not rocket science. REally it isn't.

Blackduck · 08/07/2011 11:49

Oh Herbs, sorry you are having a rubbish week.
I can recall those disappointed moments.

Am with MI - go out and flex the plastic for the party food......unless cooking de-stresses you (does the exact oppositie here!)

Curry - yum - dhal recipe MI?? (I LOVE dhal....)

motherinferior · 08/07/2011 11:59

I have kind of adapted my mum's dal recipe, not quite as successfully as hers, will find - I leave out the tomatoes...don't use dried curry leaves, but they freeze very well (use from frozen).

¾ cup mung dal
½ cup red lentils (masoor dal)
put the two together , wash well, cover with water and allow to soak for about an hour.
Then drain, cover with fresh water (about 4 to 5 cups), and bring to the boil with
1 onion, roughly chopped
1 fat clove of garlic, smashed and chopped
2 tomatoes, chopped
a pinch of turmeric
salt to taste
Once it has come to the boil, shove it into the oven, gas mark 5, and leave it there for half an hour to forty minutes, until the dal is well cooked, and the whole thing can be mashed together. Remove and set aside.
Now take another pan (small frying pan or karhai), add 2 tablespoons of oil and heat. Add a teaspoonful of black mustard seeds a sprig of curry leaves (do try and find this; it makes all the
diff.)
1 ?2 dry red chillies
½ teaspoonful of whole cumin seeds (jeera) ¼ teaspoonful fenugreek seeds (vendhyam) a pinch of asafoetida (don?t leave this out, it gives the genuine
flavour)
When the mustard seeds splutter, and the other spices have toasted and are fragrant (but not burnt, please), add
1 finely chopped onion. Let this brown. At the last moment add a good bunch of washed and finely chopped coriander. Let it turn in the oil, and just crispen up. Then pour the whole fragrant seasoning (bhagar or taalippu) on to the cooked dal. Check for salt, give a good squeeze of lemon. Enjoy.

Blackduck · 08/07/2011 12:09

I am hungry..... :)

motherinferior · 08/07/2011 12:13

I must go and take a couple of pots of dal out of the freezer!

motherinferior · 08/07/2011 13:42

O dear. Mousse not exactly successful. Have studded it with leftover choc buttons in attempt to disguise this.

Stropperella · 08/07/2011 15:05

Raspberry sauce is good with choc mousse. Fresh raspberries cooked up with a bit of sugar and then squished through a sieve.

Hope Herbs has bought everything for the party.

Am in awe of all your entertaining. I am truly hopeless in that dept.

bigTillyMint · 08/07/2011 15:18

Mmmm, curry, chocolate mousse and cake - all sounds good to meGrin

I have DD's 12th to cater for on Sunday - crudites, crisps and dips, pizza, red velvet cupcakes, diy ice-cream sundaes and a vanilla and raspberry birthday cake! Will be cooking up a storm on Saturday Smile

Stropperella · 08/07/2011 15:19

What are red velvet cupcakes?

wilbur · 08/07/2011 15:43

Sorry, have to barge in and RANT about dh. Discovered this morning that he has DONE NOTHING about reorganizing the household insurance which we have been paying far too much for for the past 2 years. Got a letter this morning saying it had been automatically renewed and would cost an arm, a leg and 2 gold bars. So I have just spent FOUR PRECIOUS HOURS working out actual insurance needs, calculating boring shit and getting quotes. I have managed to grovel and cancel existing insurance without penalty and knock 700 quid off cost. I would be smug if I were not SO FUCKING FURIOUS with dh. It's ds2's party on Sunday and today was supposed to be about shopping for food and goodies and now I will have to brave sainsbury tomorrow with all the Saturday crowds. Grrr.

wilbur · 08/07/2011 15:45

Thank you. I feel better now. Can I have a red velvet cupcake?

motherinferior · 08/07/2011 16:18

Wilbur, that is utterly shite. Can you SEND HIM OUT, preferably this evening to your local Sainsbo's, to purchase not only food items but a placatory bottle of fizz for you??

I don't want guests. I feel crap and want to go to bed. Also have heard DD2's teacher for next year who is notoriously awful.

Stropperella · 08/07/2011 17:31

Bastard internet ate my insightful comment wot I just typed. Meh. MI, sorry you are feeling rubbish.

Wilbur, MI is so right. Send your dh to Sainsbo's with a very long and detailed list.

Apparently dd's dance teacher has just rung asking if she can take part in a performance at 9.30 on Sunday morning. When I passed the message on (apparently dh somehow didn't manage to make it out of the office to do this) dd's reaction was "9.30..AM??? She is having a laugh." She's only been a teenager since last Sunday...

motherinferior · 08/07/2011 17:35

I am just feeling sorry for myself; I clearly didn't get yesterday's job OR an interview for the other one I've applied for, as those interviews are next Tues/Weds so they'll be letting people know today, surely.

Stropperella · 08/07/2011 17:37

Oh no, that's a real bummer. Are you sure they couldn't still be mulling about yesterday's interview and may let you know on Monday?

motherinferior · 08/07/2011 17:41

Well, it's a possibility. But the other job looks very unlikely, doesn't it, and that's the one I wanted Sad.

Stropperella · 08/07/2011 17:48

Unlikely, perhaps. But they could still contact you on Monday. I think you shouldn't give up hope quite yet.

Blackduck · 09/07/2011 07:07

Oh fingers crossed MI - hope til last hope has gone. Hope dinner went okay. I just got school report and am alternately Angry and Sad ds's mark for literacy is atrocious and in the context of the rest doesn't make sense. Not waiting for September to discuss with new teacher so guess will be up school Monday/Tuesday.

bigTillyMint · 09/07/2011 08:44

This is the recipe I use

Wilbur, luckily our home finance is the one thing DH is capable of organising. And the one thing I can be grateful to his mum for, is his absolute persistence in finding the cheapest quote / best rate for everything Grin Though at times it can grate! So have a couple of cupcakes to go with your bottle of fizz, Wilbur (only 3000 calories each Wink)

MI, fingers crossed they are very slow decision-makers and get back to you with good news on Monday.

Oh dear BD, but isn't your DS still very young (seem to remember he is learning to ride his bike) - my DS's writing has only just caught up with the rest of him, and he is 10Grin Boys typically don't catch-on to writing (and reading) till 7+

Blackduck · 09/07/2011 09:35

He's 8 (tres late on bike riding front!). He's slated as g&t not that that amounts to much, and yet has a below average score for literacy and above average for everything else. My issue is he was identified as a 'drifter' and yet clearly has just been allowed to drift. Anyway will send dp in to find out what level was based on, how come he hasn't been supported and what we cam do.

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