Vivienne Westwood Anglomania Red Drape Dress for £136!!!

[madammecholet]

Red drape dress in medium... I have similar in navy, it is GORGEOUS!

here

and a complete bargain...

Nope no job he has one week or I throttle him!

ILl come around.
lazy tyke ;)
yes thats RIGHT up there ont eh top25 most played

right you 2 stop distracting me and stopping me working

I'll never get my GCSE at this rate

What gcse? Ds has just come down in shorts and pink sunglasses singing the stones fool to cry. THAT is what I am dealing with here

Frieda - that dress will be fab for the prom and you will be v sophisticated compared to most. I wore mine last year - almost all of the other female staff were in M&S type floral dresses. What will you wear with it?

OP - thanks for the link but I am v scared of slinky red dresses. I intend to buy another skirt if ever the Selfridges sale gets around to starting (the site is down at the mo so that may be a sign?).

biology nodders. (No record of me sitting a science at secondary)

Apparently if I want to teach pre schoolers I ahve to know the difference between Animal and plant cells and rates of respiration in each

CHUFFING NORA

Oh god elp us! Mind you ds passed it so you will have no trouble I'm sure. You want to be a teacher? I thought you were!

no just pretendy teacher. I act like one

I hope you don't I would be most disappointed

Does it suit big boobs? Do I need it?

Good lord - frieda spending £££ on a frock - I need a sit down and glass of wine

I love Viv but do find they need spanx for ahem smoothing purposes.

Cyb - have you had botox yet - what did you decide?

spanx are against my religion

not all of us can afford ££ all the time MCB hard stare

elastic shapewear knickers make me look fatter

i have bought them twice.
pranced in them ( under direct light in bedroom) then realised in a darkeend function room/restaurant whatevs NO ONE sees ( or really cares)
its a bit like bikinis.

Oh I love a spanx slip - works wonders but I am cursed with the indent.

And I have only ever bought Viv in sale for less than that actually

what is the indent?

Right - for me its where my hips go in before my thighs go out if that makes sense. I think its an apple thing as pear shapes just go out in one smooth line.

It doesn't matter how slim I get - I always have the indent as thats where my last fat reserves cling too - makes bikini buying very stressful.

Oh I think I am an apple but not sure i have noticed the indent Another bloody thing to look for.

I became slightly fixated with it last year when reached goal weight post dc3 and still looked bloody crap in my bikini.

Although have now realised I was alsa no Abby Clancy (looks wise) before dc so unlikely to look like her now in a bikini.

Abby clancy this week in bikini nearly made me cry

Dont even look at Abby Clancy . She's like a thoroughbred racehorse in a field of Shetland Ponies. (Till she opens her gob)

Mrs CampbellBlack no I havent had botox . Still havent discounted totally as I have a very deep '1' (rather than '11's') between my brows.

Think I was having a mini mid life facial crisis before

Did you?

I did - tis fab but you know you just then fixate on another aspect of the aging process or I do.

Am definitely a sturdy shetland pony.

I dont want to look like Liz Jones