Vivienne Westwood Anglomania Red Drape Dress for £136!!!

[madammecholet]

Red drape dress in medium... I have similar in navy, it is GORGEOUS!

here

and a complete bargain...

[noddyholder]

You won,t! She looks weirder than weird. Not botox

[cybbo]

I dont want to look like Liz Jones

[MrsCampbellBlack]

I did - tis fab but you know you just then fixate on another aspect of the aging process or I do.

Am definitely a sturdy shetland pony.

[cybbo]

Dont even look at Abby Clancy . She's like a thoroughbred racehorse in a field of Shetland Ponies. (Till she opens her gob)

Mrs CampbellBlack no I havent had botox . Still havent discounted totally as I have a very deep '1' (rather than '11's') between my brows.

Think I was having a mini mid life facial crisis before

Did you?

[noddyholder]

Abby clancy this week in bikini nearly made me cry

[MrsCampbellBlack]

I became slightly fixated with it last year when reached goal weight post dc3 and still looked bloody crap in my bikini.

Although have now realised I was alsa no Abby Clancy (looks wise) before dc so unlikely to look like her now in a bikini.

[noddyholder]

Oh I think I am an apple but not sure i have noticed the indent Another bloody thing to look for.

[MrsCampbellBlack]

Right - for me its where my hips go in before my thighs go out if that makes sense. I think its an apple thing as pear shapes just go out in one smooth line.

It doesn't matter how slim I get - I always have the indent as thats where my last fat reserves cling too - makes bikini buying very stressful.

[noddyholder]

what is the indent?

[MrsCampbellBlack]

Oh I love a spanx slip - works wonders but I am cursed with the indent.

And I have only ever bought Viv in sale for less than that actually

[FriedaRoam]

i have bought them twice.
pranced in them ( under direct light in bedroom) then realised in a darkeend function room/restaurant whatevs NO ONE sees ( or really cares)
its a bit like bikinis.

[noddyholder]

elastic shapewear knickers make me look fatter

[FriedaRoam]

not all of us can afford ££ all the time MCB hard stare

[FriedaRoam]

spanx are against my religion

[MrsCampbellBlack]

Cyb - have you had botox yet - what did you decide?

[MrsCampbellBlack]

Good lord - frieda spending £££ on a frock - I need a sit down and glass of wine

I love Viv but do find they need spanx for ahem smoothing purposes.

[kitkatya]

Does it suit big boobs? Do I need it?

[noddyholder]

I hope you don't I would be most disappointed

[cybbo]

no just pretendy teacher. I act like one

[noddyholder]

Oh god elp us! Mind you ds passed it so you will have no trouble I'm sure. You want to be a teacher? I thought you were!

[cybbo]

biology nodders. (No record of me sitting a science at secondary)

Apparently if I want to teach pre schoolers I ahve to know the difference between Animal and plant cells and rates of respiration in each

CHUFFING NORA

[ColonelBrandonsBiggestGroupie]

Frieda - that dress will be fab for the prom and you will be v sophisticated compared to most. I wore mine last year - almost all of the other female staff were in M&S type floral dresses. What will you wear with it?

OP - thanks for the link but I am v scared of slinky red dresses. I intend to buy another skirt if ever the Selfridges sale gets around to starting (the site is down at the mo so that may be a sign?).

[noddyholder]

What gcse? Ds has just come down in shorts and pink sunglasses singing the stones fool to cry. THAT is what I am dealing with here

[cybbo]

right you 2 stop distracting me and stopping me working

I'll never get my GCSE at this rate

[FriedaRoam]

ILl come around.
lazy tyke ;)
yes thats RIGHT up there ont eh top25 most played