My Dentist has Pig tails.

[NoraBone]

shes in her 40s.

Thanks HTH! I like that

and those cloggy things
white
half birkenstock

What should she wear on her feet?

OMG listen to yourselves you are sounding old and grumpy

How can you be so outraged over a hairstyle? (and all the other stereoytpes listed here) next you will discussing what is deemed to be 'chavvy'

Oh no, I'm 28 and have a Mini which I love. Did not know it was called a menopause mini!!