WHy do magazines and websites think we stand by desert roads in hot pants?

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and other such oddplaces
Or that we joyfully ride bikes around with baskets full of tulips ( houles kew etc)
or wear bikini bottoms with wellies and look ecstatic?

or slouch moodily in window frames?

i want a REAL LIFE womans cataloge

Gloves - modelled by a mum on all fours( not THAT type!) next to a rugby pitch unravelling boys boot laces

PANTS modelled by a demented hair woman realising the alarm hasnt gone off and SHE CANT FIND PANTS

that kinda thing

I want to know what that thing is hanging from his waistband.

points and laughs]]

Oh I love fashiony men as friends though it is a lot of fun compared to dp who takes hours to buy a pair of shoes looking at the fit weather proof element etc ad infinitum!

when i get to target weight i am going to get some tailored trews, coloured sock and brogues and pretend to be on that blog