following on from my thread on waterfall cardigans - what else is a fashion no-no

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I can see that I need to add bootleg jeans to the list (although I don't wear these with heels, only with converse)

anything else...

If I wear ballet pumps they are quite a long way away from my arse

White underwear under white shirts and trousers (usually maternity bra/granny knicker type on top). No, just because it's same colour does not mean it does not show. It does. Nude is the colour you want.

Badly fitting bras that give you back hamsters are about my only real fashion no-no

Tie-die stuff

Harem pants - aaarrrggghhh!

DD's boyfriend wears them, we went shopping this week and she was going to get some - she asked my opinion, and i said that i dont like 'nappy pants' and they would both look like they were wearing nappies if she got some too.
(luckily she didnt buy them!)

Exactly...if you have a huge arse than anything you wear will make you have a huge arse, because your arse is huge to begin with! I think that makes sense!

Or too small bras that produce a quadruple chest effect. The related cousin of back hamsters - nork gerbils maybe?

I like waterfall cardigans (and the boyfriend style too). So there - don't care what you say

If you have a huge arse than it will look huge whatever you wear.

Wearing certains things won't make your arse look huge, it already does.

Lol at nork gerbils - YY that is also a fashion no no

Trillian the daintiness of the pumps makes the arse look bigger by comparison, as the proportions of the legs are altered. So the lower half of the body will look like a triangle, rather than a rectangle if that makes sense!

I have maassive feet - do I get away with it? :o

Not unless you have Michael Jordan's feet and Katie Price Jordan's arse!!

And then of course you'd look like a golf club!

Why do I want my feet to look as big as my arse anyway?

And does that mean that flares make your arse look small?

Not a problem I am blessed with Dinky

bootleg jeans are a no-no?????

I'm doooooooooooooooooomed[sad actually [howling eyes out]

Yes flares minimise arsage! That's why all blokes in the 1970s had snake hips!!

"Crocs over 16" is being way too generous - DD2 is 7 and I thought she looked too old for Crocs last summer :)

I am sitting in fashion doom here, don't think I'll go out of the house again... (looks down at bootcut jeans, considers swapping to black trousers but am wearing a red top so that breaks another rule above, I do have some leggings but only thing that goes below my arse is a waterfall cardigan so now am back to square one. Bugger.)

socks with sandals

tshirts tucked in to elasticated waist calve length skirts

fleeces

"cruisewear"

What's wrong with bootcut jeans? they're the only kind I wear

I thought they were supposed to be the most flattering style, surely more so than those stretchy tight ones I see people (often inadvisedly) wearing?

So far I only have to throw away a third of my wardrobe. Please stop now ladies!

Pleat-front, just above the knee, beige shorts with turn-ups.

Smart-casual

Popsocks with skirts. Icky.

jumpers with cats on

orange fake tan

eyebrows shaved off and drawn in again as clown arches

white pedal pushers with a spaghetti strap vest on overweight people with sunburn

anything that shows your tits, butt or belly in the office.
Seriously, dear colleague, we have 90% of men here, don't you get enough attention already??