No idea how that happened, but happen it did.
So this year I have to go to 2 weddings (one summery hogroast type affair, one more formal, church, sit down reception shennanigans), a night out in some glam cocktail bar in London named 'I really don't belong here even when non-pregnant' and then a couple of other things at which I should probably wear something other than a loose-fitting tarp and sou'wester.
I'll be between 4 and 8 months when these things happen and ideally need to buy one item of clothing that will suit them all. I have frick all money, even less idea of what looks good and don't shop well.
All maternity dresses are ruffled and/or black and/or made of viscose.
I'm a bit of a hippy and like patchwork and DMs.
Just point me in the direction of a dress that will do. I'm size 10 and 5' 4" on tiptoes.
Oh by 4 months I will be huge already. I turn into a Greenpeace special interest project from 12 weeks. No chance I can wear anything non-maternity.