Ive a date on the weekend, walking our dogs.
Great - or not so much.
Its going to be muddy, ive already pre warned him about my wellies, which are stylishly orange, with butterflies... just in keeping with the kind of image i like to project on a first date 
I just dont know what coat to wear,
practical but unattractive and shapless dog walking coat, helly hansen thing. Will keep me warm, and will have pockets for mobile phone, lip gloss, money, poo bags etc... ( nice!)
or something a bit nicer, but with no pockets, so will have to take a handbag for other stuff and then will look like a muppet.