i hate all you lot with FAT FAT legs and who HOG the boot selection

[BadgersArse]

maybe if they made boots to fit ME you lot would have to lose some lard

started on the wine early today?

Are you for real?

Ever tried to lose leg lard? It's nigh on impossible. Am a size 8 and still struggle with some boots. I blame my mothers genes

oi i'm slim, but my calves are strangely out of proportion to the rest of me. it's muscle i tell ya. maybe if YOU did more exercise you too would gain muscley calves and you could join us...

no lard on my calves (bizarrely, there's plenty everywhere else.

It's pure solid visible muscle. Not our fault you're puny.

Some one has stick up their behind don't they?

Badger- There are boots out there for slim legged women, but again like really big-calfed women they are not a majority, so it makes no business sense to stock a large selection for a very narrow range of customers.

oh it's nothing to do with lard. It's pure muscle and very useful for cycling up hills thank you very much.
Get yourself a bike and build yourself up to normal proportions.

im going to come with a HAM slicer adn shave some lard off oyu and er... sell it to the poor

eh? i'm a lardy arse and boots don't fit me. i have a tiny waist tho so put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Lovely

you old fat legged biffers dont know your made.
you walk into shop PLOP your biffing legs into boots and S t r a i n to do them up.
the rest of us could fit a 4 year old inside the boot and still walk adequately

Nice

if we were animals reared for eating our calves would be a prime cut.

I have wider calves than my DH. we had a calf-off and I won [proud]. he is a puny type too.

I acquired my chubby calves playing hockey for the school every weekend for five years, if you have slim calves that would suggest that you are a lazy cow.

They wouldn't, they'd be shin, which is a stewing cut.

Stop driving everywhere, badgersArse.

Ah, you're just jealous.
Bugger off to the kids section. Some lelli kellis would be right up your snotty street

excellent

oh, ok Colditz. But they would be low fat and hence very expensive.

arf

why not you lot have ribbons wot tie up the sides

i can fit TWO of my legs into one of your biffaboots?

the onyl prob would be walking