I'm so proud of my poo

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I'm so proud of my poo that I need to tell someone and just can't in real life!! So sorry if TMI, but I promise there's no photo!

I get constipated sometimes and have been for the last few days. Sat on the loo for a while, nothing happened again. Then eventually I squeezed out what felt like another little brown marble.... except when I stood up and turned around there was a brown snake a full foot long in the loo!! OMG, it gave me such a fright at first! I did admire it before flushing! And I felt sooo good afterwards. I practically skipped into work, wanting to tell everyone, but obviously I didn't!

Thanks! Well done to you too, I know what you mean about getting a stone lighter!! Mine kind of curled around and up the bowl but luckily flushed away first time!

That was this morning and I'm still feeling good about it!

I still remember a really impressive one from about 30 years ago - coming home from a holiday in a tropical place eating mostly fruit, veg and beans. What a feeling.

Oh I bet that felt amazing!!

God I remember the days of mammoth poos and the feeling of relief!
Now I go about 10 times a day but little ones.

This is Spooner Corner, why no photo????
More seriously it can be uch a relief to go properly after a time of struggling

🥵😱

We go on a few cruises. What with all the good food and walking round exploring, from about day 2/3 we all start having some cracking poos. Easy to get out, girthy and as far as shits go, go extremely satisfying.

We call them ‘Ship Shits’ or ‘Cruise Poos’.

There's nothing like no longer being constipated. It feels life-changing.

I feel you. After suffering from ibs and all the wrong poos since my childhood, I have finally found something that works. Someone got me a vitamin and supplement set for Christmas. I’ve always been skeptical but rather than let money go to waste I have been sticking to it and omg now I know what it finally feels like to poo like a normal person. Each poo I look at proudly before flushing. Im doing dry Jan at the same time so im sure that’s helping but whatever diet I have been on in the past my digestive system has never felt this good.

I have a friend who says that there is no better feeling in the world than that of having a good shit. The joy of the act of expulsion and the after-glow of physical and mental well-being is unbeatable

Why no photos lol

I did a foot long one after being constipated a few weeks ago. When my son was a teenager, he and his friends used to go on a website called rate my poo. Not sure if it still exists as don't want to Google it 😀

I still remember one I had after surgery. It took three days of constipation and lactulose, then I had a foot long poo. I remember the feeling of pride 🤣.

It gave me hemorrhoids though 😂.
My mum also revels in the 'joy of a poo'.

Can I ask what you’re taking? As my daughter struggles to poo normally. It’s either constipation or very loose. I’d love for her to be able to do a proper poo.

DD6 does the biggest poo’s I’ve ever seen! Literally the size of my forearm - I dont know how she does it!

I googled "rate my poo" I wish I had not :-)

Nice one, very few things are as satisfying as having a good poo. Daily isphagula husk produces wonders.

I thought a healthy adult human produced a poo the length of your forearm from elbow to wrist every day? That’s at least a foot, right? How much are people pooing a day?

I suffered from menopause-related constipation (more sluggish than totally blocked) for a couple of years but it seems to have resolved, at least for now. I have done some very impressive shits lately, to the point where I wondered if I should notify the coastguard.

I recall the boys at school doing a poll amongst themselves: do you prefer a good shit or a bad wank? The poo won by a mile.

Congratulations OP!

”I thought a healthy adult human produced a poo the length of your forearm from elbow to wrist every day?”

Checks length of arm. I bloody wish.

I had a poo after chemo constipation that was so big if someone had turned up with a camera I’d have put a blanket on it and had a new born photoshoot.

I hadn’t pooped in 5 weeks. It was so bad I was on the verge of being admitted to hospital for manual disimpaction. I was waiting for a bed to be available and was on the a Ute oncology unit when one of the drs gave me 2 suppositories and then told me to keep them in for an hour (practically hell on earth as by that point the weight of the poo in my gut was causing my sphincter to open on its on but it was too big and hard to go anywhere) horrific.

Then the dr told me he wanted me to get the shower head in the patient bathroom and squat in the shower with the shower head pointed on my arsehole and ‘go to town’ his words not mine. I was so embarrassed but he said that the nurses would lock the door of the bathroom after I’d left and have it cleaned so no one used my shitty shower by accident.

I had absolutely no faith it would work. It did. I gave birth essentially to 4 poos that were all the size and diameter of a Pringles tube.. the nurses needed me to put them in a bed pan to be checked ? Don’t know why! Anyway they weighed 7kg in total.

I know the chemo unit got in trouble for not checking I was prescribed laxatives when I was on 5 different anti sickness meds and chemo that causes constipation. I still hold the record for the biggest shit on the chemo assessment unit and I am weirdly happy about it 🤣🤣🤣

@Disturbia81, I would love to know which supplement you were taking. Sounds exactly what I need. Thank!

That pre baby pooh, oh what a feeling!