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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

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I'm so proud of my poo

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Helpmechooseausername · 08/01/2026 21:32

I'm so proud of my poo that I need to tell someone and just can't in real life!! So sorry if TMI, but I promise there's no photo!

I get constipated sometimes and have been for the last few days. Sat on the loo for a while, nothing happened again. Then eventually I squeezed out what felt like another little brown marble.... except when I stood up and turned around there was a brown snake a full foot long in the loo!! OMG, it gave me such a fright at first! I did admire it before flushing! And I felt sooo good afterwards. I practically skipped into work, wanting to tell everyone, but obviously I didn't!

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Diamondsareforever72 · 17/07/2026 19:45

couldthisbe2501 · 09/01/2026 19:03

We go on a few cruises. What with all the good food and walking round exploring, from about day 2/3 we all start having some cracking poos. Easy to get out, girthy and as far as shits go, go extremely satisfying.

We call them ‘Ship Shits’ or ‘Cruise Poos’.

This made me absolutely cackle with laughter 😆

Pieceofpurplesky · 17/07/2026 20:04

Why have I just spent 10 minutes of my life chuckling over the size of peoples' shits?

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/07/2026 10:28

Not sure if I posted this here but I was in hospital having a procedure overnight. I was given fybrogel but didn’t take it. Left hospital at lunchtime, went to Waitrose and after what seemed like 5-10 minutes a massive solid poo came out (with a bit of straining but I knew it had to exit). I think that could’ve been due to the anaesthetic I’d had or something like that. Such a relief though.

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Helpmechooseausername · 22/07/2026 00:00

Oh, I'd forgotten about this thread ... but not the original poo that started it!

I still think of it fondly. I'd love to do another one!!

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PaperFlyingFucks · 22/07/2026 01:27

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 28/01/2026 10:56

I unexpectedly stayed overnight in hospital after a minor operation. I was given lactulose or something similar but didn’t take it. That same day I was out and went to a Waitrose which had toilets. I suddenly got the urge to poo and I squeezed out a large poo but it seemed to take ages as I was constipated. The relief after that was amazing. I felt purged in a good way.

@Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain you did post before. Definitely memorable for you.

PaperFlyingFucks · 22/07/2026 01:28

Definitely not what I associate with sporning despite enjoying a satisfying poo. Takes all sorts!

DoYouWantHalfThisSandwich · 22/07/2026 01:33

A little bit random…BUT this is one of the things I hate most about having an ileostomy. The feeling of being a bit bunged up & knowing that a really good poo would do the trick, & being about to do bugger all about it!! Just have to wait for nature to take its course (To add, laxatives are totally out of the question due to Crohn’s & how extensive the disease is). Just a tad envious of those of you having a really good poo!!

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