Please note that this IS sporners corner so no posts of faux disgust. I know you LOVE it. I had a hearing test last week because I’ve been getting deafer and deafer since I had a demon child a year ago and have put it down to her screaming constantly in my ear. No no. I have one beautiful eardrum and one that was packed solid with shite. I was sent on my merry way with advice to use Earol ‘a bit more often than it says on the pack’ and another appointment in 2 weeks time to try some hearing aids. I bought the Earol, and got caught in an Amazon hole advertising all sorts of ear cleaning devices. One of which was a big old syringe. I’ve just sat by the sink for half an hour happily blasting hot water into my ear hole when this magnificent beast emerged. It pretty much the size and shape of a coco pop 
I now feel off balance and weird because I’m assuming that being so blocked for so long must have caused more problems than just hearing loss. I present to you, my earwax. This is pretty much the most fun I’ve ever had in a bank holiday.