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What’s the most bizarre parenting advice you’ve received from your in-laws? Get involved with Hotel Transylvania 2 for a chance to win a £300 voucher! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 15/10/2015 09:17

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GeorgeW78 · 29/10/2015 23:52

Fortunately mine don't offer advice unless asked, I don't ask lol. Pretty sure mil would advise not letting them use technology until they're 18 though!

KatharinaRosalie · 30/10/2015 15:16

Isn't it scary to think how many babies in our generation were fed alcohol??

MIL did ask if I'm feeding every 4 hours, but was not pushing it when I said that that's not what they recommend nowadays.

Love the advice to put the baby in the garden so you can keep the house clean and husband won't leave you. In the history of human kind, I don't think there has ever been a straying husband, telling his friends about the OW 'and the way she polishes her floors, it's like, wow!!'

MontysMum22 · 02/11/2015 00:50

My In-laws were incredibly good to us and with our children, sadly both have passed on now. However my mum in law did surprise me once when my eldest daughter was about three and had sickness and a bad tummy, she claimed it was down to the sandwich I had made her for lunch, the cause apparently was that the bread I had given her was too 'new'!. Really! was I supposed to give her stale, old and mouldy bread to ensure her health and well being?

MichelleMumsnet · 02/11/2015 10:43

Thank you everyone for your comments. wickedlazy has won the prize draw for a £300 Love2SHop voucher, congratulations! We'll be in touch soon. Smile

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Jux · 02/11/2015 17:10

Congrats, wickedlazy! Star

There are some real bonkers ideas aren't there? Grin

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