What funny stories have your DCs told you? Tell Kinder Surprise for a chance to win a £250 voucher! NOW CLOSED

[MichelleMumsnet]

The lovely people at Kinder Surprise want to hear about the funny and imaginative stories your DC have told you.

Here’s what they say, “we know kids have the most amazing imaginations and love hearing what they come out with!”

So whether it's a silly incident they've relayed, a comically garbled story they've told you at home-time, or a imaginative retelling of an incident which may not have happened quite how they describe it we’d love to hear your DCs’ stories!

Everyone who posts their DCs’ stories on this thread will be entered into a prize draw where one lucky Mumsnetter will win a £250 Love2Shop voucher!

Thanks and good luck,
MNHQ

Just last week one of my twins teachers came to me and told me the funniest incident at school during the day. At the beginning of the day when all the children were asked if they had anything special to share twin 1 stood up and said 'it's my birthday and I'm 5!' Anyway, the class sung happy birthday and gave her 5 hip hip hoorays. The day carried on with all her friend nicely wishing her a happy birthday. At the end of the day the teacher was talking to twin 2's teacher and reminded her about the birthday. However twin 2 quite rightly told the class it WASN'T her birthday and so twin 1 was totally RUMBLED!!!!!!

"i've eaten all my dinner mummy" - it was found stuffed down the back of the sofa and I spent two days cleaning beetroot off the cushions.

My son (4) tells me stories all the time - they start with me, him, daddy and his little bro going on a day out AND THEN a crocodile comes and Rory saves us all AND THEN a lion turns up and Rory saves us all AND THEN a dinosaur comes and Rory saves us all - I mean you get the gist but it is hilarious especially the dramatic way he says AND THEN!

My daughter told me that she had had a lovely time at a friend's house playing trains on the slide. The mother there was apparently very nice but she had quite a red face. The truth? She had taken some of the woman's china up on the slide to play trains with - then later, had changed her pants in the front room (bathroom was engaged) and 'just a little poo, mummy' had fallen out on the carpet. Mortified.