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What funny stories have your DCs told you? Tell Kinder Surprise for a chance to win a £250 voucher! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 18/03/2015 09:48

The lovely people at Kinder Surprise want to hear about the funny and imaginative stories your DC have told you.

Here’s what they say, “we know kids have the most amazing imaginations and love hearing what they come out with!”

So whether it's a silly incident they've relayed, a comically garbled story they've told you at home-time, or a imaginative retelling of an incident which may not have happened quite how they describe it we’d love to hear your DCs’ stories!

Everyone who posts their DCs’ stories on this thread will be entered into a prize draw where one lucky Mumsnetter will win a £250 Love2Shop voucher!

Thanks and good luck,
MNHQ

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Theimpossiblegirl · 21/03/2015 21:39

DD took great pleasure in telling all of her preschool teachers that mummy likes a deep bubble bath with lots of candles and a very big glass of wine. It's all true though.
Grin Wine

Lovewhereilive · 21/03/2015 21:41

Was reading DS books one parent evening and came across a story where I had run off to Australia with a boyfriend (am married and DH is DS' dD!). DS said he was upset at first but ok after a bit. I was really upset about it!!

samcornfield · 21/03/2015 22:31

Mine proceeded to tell an elderly relative the other day that he couldn't sleep in at the weekend because mine and my husbands bed squeaked far too loudly every morning!

shroney · 21/03/2015 22:35

My son's play date got cancelled with his best friend and he was inconsolable, his sister being mean was teasing him calling him a cry baby and he kept wailing 'stop being hygienic' back at her, my daughter and I were both really puzzled and when I asked him what he meant he said 'she keeps on laughing at me being hygienic, it turned out he actually meant sarcastic but I have no idea why he used hygienic instead!

kathcake · 21/03/2015 22:44

My mum was really annoying me one day so I was openly describing my irritation. When the phone range my daughter picked it up and said that irritating woman is on the phone to speak to you. It was hard explaining that away

CopperPan · 21/03/2015 22:57

DD has been telling her teachers all about her mischievous ginger cat, what it gets up to and the food it likes...we don't have any pets at all and never have done Confused.

WowOoo · 22/03/2015 07:25

Ds explained to me that the cat had made a huge mess out of the sewing basket. Cats love playing with string so much.

Thing is, we don't have a cat!

mynellie · 22/03/2015 14:04

i was called over by the teacher at the end of the school day when my DS was in Reception year and she had a stern look on her face
She then asked me why i had not spoke to the school about his dad being killed (my face must have been a picture) excuse me i say and she then told me how ds had said that the police had kicked our door down over the weekend and had promptly short my husband numerous times and he had been killed!
Now how i kept a straight face i don't know but told teacher that hubby had gone to work that morning in full use of his body and was very much alive cue one very red faced teacher and ashamed looking son but we did all have a giggle at this story at the next parents evening which my hubby attended alive and well

timeforacheckup · 22/03/2015 14:17

While watching the London marathon last year I asked dd1 (then 3yrs) if she liked running. After a bit of thought she said "yes mummy, but like watching better!" - sensible girl!

Liquorice13 · 22/03/2015 14:44

When I asked my 6 year old daughter to do something, she said no, when I told her off, she said "Mummy, don't mess with the dress"! I was laughing so much I couldn't be cross with her

leannemoore · 22/03/2015 17:21

Our son told us the dinosaur had been in the kitchen and ate the last but of chocolate .
And he wasn't there anymore because he went back in his time machine because they live in the past .

easter1965 · 22/03/2015 18:19

My DD number 3 kept telling everyone 'Dad has carlene & Sandy in the bedroom' She actually meant Carling or Shandy as he liked a can of beer after work when we watch a film upstairs, people just used to give us this really odd look and I knew what they were thinking lol

RavioliOnToast · 22/03/2015 21:27

Dd1 is 3 on Friday, we get stories all the time about what happens when she's at 'school'. The other day she told me how her teacher put a boy in the naughty corner cause he pumped in her face. Hmm

Summergarden · 23/03/2015 08:11

My 3 year old DD has put me on the spot a few times. She told the staff at nursery that I was having another baby, so she would soon have a sister, and I was rather embarrassed when her key worker cheerily asked when I was due?! I am definitely not pregnant!

rachheap2014 · 23/03/2015 10:55

My middle son is 7, I have asked him what he wants to do when he is a big boy for a job? his reply is "Spiderman"ok, what happens if you cant be Spiderman when you are a grown up..."it wont happen i will be spiderman"

funkyfish586 · 23/03/2015 12:33

We were very amused by my sons school work on our last parents evening. We often have really fun days out, zoos, parks, themeparks etc & they are often asked to write about that they have done at weekends holidays etc. So we assumed he had written all about these fun day out... nope he had just wrote about our various trips to Nando's, what he likes from Nando's, what he didn't like etc... it looked like all we ever did was go to blumming Nando's

Cherrygrape4 · 24/03/2015 10:15

Dd has a pretty good imagination, she tells stories of what might happen. Yesterday she was telling the story of how she might go into the garden and a sleepy bee might get her :)

sofieellis · 24/03/2015 11:01

After leaving Church one Sunday morning, DS1 looked up and saw a rainbow. He was amazed and exclaimed "Look Mummy, God has painted the sky!" :)

threelittlepigs · 24/03/2015 12:02

My little girl was priceless at the airport once - we were going through the bag scanner when the security person started looking at our bag, my daughter who was about 4 said in a very loud voice " what's that man doing with our bag mummy?" In a quiet voice I said "darling, that's not a man that's a lady and she's just looking at our bag" the response in a very loud choice and a snort was "mummy that's not a lady that's a man" at which point she skipped off and left me mortified (and having to have a full search!!)

Soosieboo · 24/03/2015 14:54

After school one day one child came up to me and said my oldest son had been in trouble at lunchtime. When I asked what he'd done he said it was something rude.
When I asked my son he said some said stand on the table and do a dance. 'Oh is that all you did?' I asked.. 'Yes' he said. 'I stood on the table and wiggled my bum'.
On the way to the gate his teacher caught up with me and said he had actually dropped his trousers and wriggled his bum.. naughty boy!!

KittyKat88 · 24/03/2015 16:28

My DD did a school presentation recently with her whole reception class. They all had to say to the entire school what was the very best thing their mum did for them. According to my DD "My mummy helps me to chop up cucumber" has been the abslute highlight of our mother-daughter relationship!! Shock Bless her Smile

marymanc · 24/03/2015 19:21

My DS invents lots of stories with his train truck. One day it was snowing and Thomas the Tank engine got stuck in the snow and all his friends went to help him and to had a great party afterwards.

almac1965 · 24/03/2015 19:30

Walking home from school many years ago, DS and his best friend where walking ahead, DS was heard to tell a tale of adoption.

Apparently his real parents had been people roaming the country looking for work. How they hadn't been good parents and that his new parents had come along and rescued him.

Sons best friend believed every word.

Never knew he had such an imagination.

Aethelfleda · 24/03/2015 19:58

DS regularly takes Elefunt along on trips in the car, with his sidekicks Mummy Elefunt and Baby Elefunt.
When one of the elefunts is left behind/lost under a pile of washing of toys, an elaborate story in toddler-speak will tell me that Elefunt had Something to Do and is a big boy so can do (whatever the excuse of the day is) All By Himself.....

Pinktilgate · 24/03/2015 20:18

I was preparing dinner a few weeks ago and my darling son was watching his toons in the living room. When I went to check up on him, there he was with his blue spiderman felt tip pen in his hand, standing beside the door and unit which were also covered in the same pen....when I asked him about it, he looked at me as if I was crazy to accuse him because it was our cat Binx that had drawn over everything! Little rascals!