BAD LANGUAGE ALERT - MORE THAN USUAL!!
I'm still sitting up, trying to drain my bastard washing machine again because BOTH DS1's pairs of school trousers are in there, sodden.
Bastard washing machine is only about 4/5 weeks old. Fucker. It was brand new, not even secondhand.
It stopped mid cycle, came up with an error code.
I discovered idiot Ex had stuffed the manual God knows where instead of on top of the machine, where my manuals have lived for 15 arsing years (that he has been with me on and off for the majority of...). "I only wanted to read it" "I forgot where you keep it, I shoved in a random pile of paperwork" (that might well be in the Jeffing loft now...)
Soooo, I Google the error code - blocked pipe it says. So, I unhook the outlet pipe from my down pipe under the sink and put sink & drain unblocker down my down pipe. Try machine again.
Nope, still stops halfway through a pump out cycle and shows the error code.
So, idiot ex that lost the manual drops off DS2 & DS3, and I get him to empty the clothes out of the machine. There is, apparently, no way to open the bit at the front that you would usually use to drain a machine.
So, hoping for the best, we stick it on a pump out cycle whilst empty. It works.
So, we stick the wettest stuff - my jeans, DS1's jeans and DS3's BLOODY COAT on a spin cycle. THAT works.
Yay! Think we.
So I stick the rest of the load back in to spin. And it comes up with the fucking error code again!!











It's now full of water again. And DS1's school trousers. So I try a pump cycle. And it comes up with the error code. I try again. Error code again.
Then I figure that the last load was lighter, so I take two really heavy things out. All that remain in there are 101 socks, a thin vest top, and two pairs of BLOODY SCHOOL TROUSERS. And still the bastard machine won't even pump out the fucking water.
All I want is for the machine to spin the socks, vest top and trousers so that I can tumble dry them FFS.
I NEED the vest top, all my other tops are white AND I CAN'T WASH THE BASTARD WHITE WASH WHEN THIS LOAD WON'T SPIN.
AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH









The whole point of buying a brand new washing machine was so that the cunting thing worked!