you know you live in the SN world when..........

[2shoes]

you realize if you won 7 million in the lottery you wouldn't give any away as you actually could use it all.

(add your own please, for a happy Friday fred)

When you put on the DVD where Thomas gets stuck in the snow and then go and hide the sugar, flour and washing powder.

When your Grandad comes up with a diagnosis for your DC and you think old people should be banned from google.

When someone tells you how lucky you are to get a free buggy and you want to throw the seat unit at them but you're worried you won't remember how to get it back on again.

you decide to use one of the enemas your child has every day on yourself to have "a bit of a clear out" before the plumbers come to rip out the bathroom but then spend an hour on the toilet, stomach cramping so much you're retching, then have to go for a wee lie down afterwards!

will that do ye?

When you spend 1 good hour and a half cuddling your crying and upset DS(6) who is asking for his pet dinosaur to come back. This is something that pops up from time to time since he was very small. Apparently it lived with us then went away, he was so upset I filled up too..

oh dear that was grabbled. I meant to say a good hour and a half!