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Can’t sleep because have just discovered a rat in my kitchen!!!!

39 replies

Aintnothingbutaheartache · 24/10/2018 00:46

Sorry if I’ve put this on the wrong thread but I’m beyond distraught!
Just going into kitchen to get a glass of water to go to bed and find a fucking rat eating the cat food!!!
Have finally found a company to come round and get rid of it , they’ll be here by 2am apparently.
I’m knackered but cannot sleep knowing it’s in the house!
DH asleep, he gets up at 5.45 for work so didn’t want to wake him.
Can’t even get to the fridge for wine cos of the little shit!
Anyone awake to give me some comfort?

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Nonomore2 · 24/10/2018 00:47

Argh! A mouse or a rat?!

Aintnothingbutaheartache · 24/10/2018 00:48

Hi nono definitely a rat it’s HUGE!

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Aintnothingbutaheartache · 24/10/2018 00:50

My elderly cat is out having a wee and I’m scared to let her in.
When she was younger she’d have sorted it but she’s so old now I’m scared she’d get hurt

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GraceFace · 24/10/2018 00:55

Oh god, I remember when this happened to us. I was horrified. Luckily we managed to trap it in one room while we waited for a company to come out and get rid of it. I was nervous for months in case there were anymore but thankfully there weren't. Sending Wine

Aintnothingbutaheartache · 24/10/2018 01:02

Thanks GraceFace the lovely Craig has just sent me a text saying he’s going to be here at about 1.50 am.
It’s costing me £280 !!😳
But after ringing round the whole of London I was prepared to sell a kidney to get rid of the hairy fuck!
Thing is.........there has to be more!!

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GraceFace · 24/10/2018 01:15

I honestly thought the same but there really was only one (thank fuck). It's not cheap is it? But totally worth it to get rid quickly.

Jakethekid · 24/10/2018 01:27

Would it have come through the cat flap? Brazen bastard

Noqont · 24/10/2018 01:28

Oh bless you. Not much longer now. 🐁

MarthaHanson · 24/10/2018 01:30

You poor sod, OP. Gin

Dontfeellikeaskeleton · 24/10/2018 01:45

How is that not cheap?

He's coming at this ungodly hour to catch a rat, what'd you expect?!

AntiHop · 24/10/2018 01:49

Oh God op what a fucking nightmare.

2018SoFarSoGreat · 24/10/2018 01:58

Oh god the stuff of nightmares. Poor you. I would literally have to move. Truly. Have done it once when the other sort ran behind me in the toilet in the middle of the night. 7 months pregnant and took a taxi to my mother's house. And stayed.

Thank God for Craig. Cheap at the price prince among men.

maddjess · 24/10/2018 02:03

Wow 😮 is of completely freaked!! How did it get in?

bitheby · 24/10/2018 02:22

What are you gonna do?

(Sorry couldn't resist).

ShackUp · 24/10/2018 02:28

I was sitting in a trendy hackney craft beer pub about 15 years ago when I saw a rat do a backflip by the kitchen door. I was less keen to eat there afterwards...

ChiantiAndTruffles · 24/10/2018 02:52

My screaming would have woken DH if it was me! Well done on being so composed!

Aintnothingbutaheartache · 24/10/2018 02:56

Hello y’all!
Thank you so much for your responses.
Well, the very lovely Craig pitches up.
Rat is cowering behind wine rack Craig exclaims “bugger me that’s a biggun “
He puts down a load of ‘sticky boxes’ which the rat practically pirouettes over and disappears under the dishwasher.
The gap is no more than a gnats chuff wide!
Anyway, he has a good look , sets traps etc and says he’ll be back Thursday, but if I hear screaming (😳) in the meantime give him a ring cos the furry fuck is probably stuck to one of his sticky boxes.
I’m weakened!

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Aintnothingbutaheartache · 24/10/2018 02:58

Oh and as regards the £280, it turned out to be £645, well spent!

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Noqont · 24/10/2018 03:06

Jeez. £645? Hope that furry fucker (s?) goes soon.

Powerless · 24/10/2018 03:14

Hang on, so he's not got it?

And he's put the price up to £645? Why????

Aintnothingbutaheartache · 24/10/2018 03:21

Oh no!
He identified the hole it’s coming in from, he’s promised me he’s going to catch the one we had (traps and sticky boxes) and he’s coming back to remove the corpse 😬 and block off the hole.
I know it seems a lot but really I’m delighted.
He explained every part of the bill and all seems right.

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Endofthelinefinally · 24/10/2018 04:00

I hope you haven't paid the full bill yet.

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 24/10/2018 04:23

£645 and he hasn’t caught it?!

Rebecca36 · 24/10/2018 04:29

I had a rat once, my cat brought it in and it hid in my kitchen. I closed the kitchen door - the one that accessed my hall - so it didn't go all over the house. I left the back door open. It went over to my cat's food, ate some and then went out the back door to where it came from! I didn't want to kill it so that was a result for me.

MemoryOfSleep · 24/10/2018 04:50

When your DH hears about that bill, he may wish you'd woken him up!