Post here if you think we should be able to utter profanities on mumsnet

[handlemecarefully]

well who the feck wants to go first?

hmb is def on form today

kunts cutting it a bit closeif you ask me....

khunt then [wank]

No work as I am doped up to the eyeballs on diazepam for a badly ricked neck.

I'm disinhibited and my evil side is running rampant!

If only I didn't hurt so much!!!!

that fio2 is a right sewermouth

which is why I like her so much, not because she sent me a pack of minstrels

Oh god would we have an emoticon for [wank]??????

lm anus off

can't ban anus!

you rectal deposit

scrotum is surely worse than any profanity.... it's just so nasty..scrooootuuuummm....errr!

i could do with some diazepham, are they that good

Don't knock the scrotum it is a superb bit of design. The reason it is wrinkled is that it helps heat loss and keeps the testis cool! Withought the wonderfuly wrinkled scrotum they would all be sterile!

I use that in class, and trust me no boy has ever forgotten that increasing surface area increases heat loss!!!!!

Oh god that made me shudder!

Fio, I am just so chilled. Still feel like shit but don't realy care!Dh is minding the kids

Unforgetable though isn't it ????

hmb, even when you feel better i would fake pain just to get more hope you feel better soon btw, bad neck not good

I adore profanity.

ha ha ha ha and pmsl at this thread and wow, a profantities filter that gives you a score? how impressive. "Oh PANTS" doesn't quite cut it does it, although I like the idea of finding Ways and Means. Johay, who is a friend of mine IRL, really, really, really wanted me to remind her on a thread here that her ex is a fucker and so I did and it was soooo satisfying for both of us. Can we not do that now? Or we can if we use asterisks and call him a fcker? There are so many of them about you see! If we're using asterisks though well, anyone who didn't like it STILL won't like it because it's obvious what I mean if I type cnt isn't it?

He's a copulator. And an anus.

vulva!

Distended rectal polyp

Go here

elizabethan profanity producer

For a site that randomly generates insults

Hmb, good site, it came up with
"Thou bootless flap-mouthed cutpurse!" hmm, Johay, your ex h is a bootless flap-mouthed cutpurse!

Thou loggerheaded toad-spotted ratsbane!

not you, www!

hmb, thou saucy dread-bolted skainsmate!

He could be a Focker rather than a f*cker, WWW. That can't be rude - it's in a film title.

www 'Thou roguish horn-mad scantling!'

I think may refer to the originator of another thread today