If you (still) feel the need to discuss Moldies, please do it here so folks can hide this if they want to.

[LittleDonkeyCarrieMaryMumsnet]

Well hopefully the title says it all. There's been a suggestion, and we agree, that as we did with Baby P and the Mc Canns we just have one thread where anyone who feels they still have anything to add on this subject can post and those who'd rather move on can hide it away.

It feels strange to put this thread in site stuff as we are definitely not wanting to encourage further discussion of Moldies (we have presents to wrap too you know ) but we weren't sure where else to put it.

We will delete any new Moldies threads that are started, so please feel free to report them in case we miss any (what with wrapping the presents and all...)

And if you do want to carry on the discussion please remember that Mumsnet's here to make everyone's lives easier and not the reverse, and that Christmas is a time of goodwill to all mumsnetters past, present and future

Thanks,
MNHQ

[passes FAQ a waffer thin mint.]

MP - did you get your little girl a barbie doll

[and expat]

well there are fucking millions of other threads about moldies still here not deleted

i like sprouts meself

ds is asleep expat? Get your rest woman!

CD - think it was only the "closed" 1000+ threads that were kept.

Either that or the threads in question have been bumped/created since MNHq went to bed.

here's a Mayfair Smooth for you, FAQ.

here's another for my mother, who will never till her dying die get it through her thick, half-French skull that i am British.

that that's my trump card.

that i have a maroon passport like she has hers with whatever French fuckery is on it and i am free.

i am free, free, free to live in Europe and i never, ever have to do or say FA and go to the US and blah blah blah heeheeeeeee.

that goes for all of us.

MNHQ sleeps?

(didn't work they were very sweet and sickly and I feel much the same as before )

he's asleep, ruty. and tonight, DH has him.

i'm going to sleep on the couch in the backroom before my pal gets here tomorrow and occupies the spare mattress in that room that is not mine.

and i'm going to sssssllleeeep till about 10AM and i don't feel guilty at all.

oh,no.

i am done with guilt and crying and all that shit.

i love sprouts they make you fart

that sounds like an excellent plan expat. God, I wish dd would sleep with dh...

i've bought sprouts. and i'm going to boil them to mush as is family tradition.

sprouts are vile. little mini cabbages that taste like . . . like just taste vile.

let's pesticide all of them into oblivion.

better yet, let's find a way to cover all crops of them in acid and the entire UK could trip out and we'd hear about it on BBC instead of the queen.

that'd be cool!

especially if wills and harry ate some and they showed up on air, all peaking and shit.

can someone stop dd crying please?

expat=have you still got your parents there ?

same difference, FAQ, a fag's a fag.

i got a bloody Afrikaans family parked in this house from Hogmanay for three weeks afterwards.

hey ho i'm not too bothered. they are landlord's son-in-law's brother and his wife and son.

'don't speak English?' 'speak accented English?'

um. yes. 'You.take.care.my.children.me.go.to.pub. me.see.you.later.'

ritu - shred them in a food processor (sprouts that is not children), boil for 5 mins in very little water- drain water and add a dash of cream then warm through and serve - delicious.

no, my folks are home now.

soon to be replaced by a) my pal from London around 2PM b) some big ol' Afrikaans people I don't know.

no, my folks are home now.

soon to be replaced by a) my pal from London around 2PM b) some big ol' Afrikaans people I don't know.

ritu = ruty!

i'm going to be drinking something called amurula or some such come january, FAQ .