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Poems Section?

129 replies

Davros · 18/08/2004 22:23

I was wondering if it would be a good idea to have a Poems section. Don't laugh, listen!
In the SN world there are a lot of "inspirational" poems around. However, I find them rather distressing and don't want to come across them in the day-to-day threads but don't want to prevent someone who might like them from seeing them. My idea is that we could post a separate conversation per poem with the title of the poem and (SN) in brackets. There would also be other poems, such as ones for teachers, nannies, grandparents etc so it wouldn't just be SN.
I'd be happy to start it off if it appears as I've got lots of these poems and don't mind spending a bit of time posting them.

OP posts:
lou33 · 20/08/2004 23:08

Yes , sorry I forgot to say they had to be vulgar.

Miaou · 20/08/2004 23:10

I'll do my best... they don't come naturally though (snicker)

whizzz · 20/08/2004 23:11

There was a young mum called Lou
Whose poems were bawdy & blue
With nude bits and willies
They got rather silly
And incurred the wrath of Tech2

lou33 · 20/08/2004 23:12

brilliant whizzz

whizzz · 20/08/2004 23:14

On that note, I'll bow out
Night all- gone to dream of George Clooney !

Miaou · 20/08/2004 23:16

Night Whizzz. I'm still waiting for the bread to come out of the oven.

I'm struggling Lou .... mine all come out too.....nice

lou33 · 20/08/2004 23:18

I particularly like the reference to young

coppertop · 20/08/2004 23:24

There once was a young man called Roger,
Who was proud of his 18-inch todger.
He kept it strapped to his chest,
His wife was impressed,
But she still ran away with the lodger.

Miaou · 20/08/2004 23:25

ROFL, CT!!!
and STALK!!!!

lou33 · 20/08/2004 23:26

Round of applause for ct

Miaou · 20/08/2004 23:27

I didn't make this up but my neighbour tells it frequently and with relish:

There was a young lady from Wick
Who said to her mum "What's a dick?"
Her mother said "Annie
It goes in your fanny
And jumps up and down till it's sick!"

lou33 · 20/08/2004 23:29

My mum asked me what a wanker was , when I was 14.

Miaou · 20/08/2004 23:34

There was a young man from Dundee
Who found when he went for a pee

Finish this one, anyone?

discoinferno · 20/08/2004 23:36

his zipper got stuck

lou33 · 20/08/2004 23:40

there was a young man from dundee
who found when he went for a pee
that his anus would clench
at the thought of one wench
who would beg him
"golden shower on me"

Miaou · 20/08/2004 23:42

Lou, you are incorrigible!!!!!

lou33 · 20/08/2004 23:47

stop encouraging me then

Miaou · 20/08/2004 23:48

There was a young man from Caerphilly
Who had an extra long willy
When folks sympathized
He just looked surprised:
"It wraps round my neck when it's chilly"

Hmmm....needs a bit of work in the middle, methinks

Miaou · 20/08/2004 23:48

I won't Lou, you are making me laugh, it has got me out of my grumpyness this evening!!

lou33 · 20/08/2004 23:49

Excellent miaou!

Caerphilly keeps popping up for some reason.

Miaou · 20/08/2004 23:53

I just noticed that too.

Can't think of any other places that rhyme with willy, though!

discoinferno · 20/08/2004 23:53

I hope you won't think that I'm crass
When I speak of his wonderful ass.
I know we are able
To have sex at the table
But the damned thing is made out of glass

lou33 · 20/08/2004 23:54

he has a glass ass?!

Miaou · 20/08/2004 23:57

There was a young lady from Stow
Who said to her boyfriend "I know
That you'd like to come
On my orange-peel bum
But the thought of it makes my cheeks glow"

discoinferno · 20/08/2004 23:57

Couldn't think of anything to ryme with ass

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