Poems Section?

[Davros]

I was wondering if it would be a good idea to have a Poems section. Don't laugh, listen!
In the SN world there are a lot of "inspirational" poems around. However, I find them rather distressing and don't want to come across them in the day-to-day threads but don't want to prevent someone who might like them from seeing them. My idea is that we could post a separate conversation per poem with the title of the poem and (SN) in brackets. There would also be other poems, such as ones for teachers, nannies, grandparents etc so it wouldn't just be SN.
I'd be happy to start it off if it appears as I've got lots of these poems and don't mind spending a bit of time posting them.

ct

applause

CACKLE @ "dong"

there was a young man from strood
whose behaviour was decidely lewd
he played with his cock
while drinking his hock
then cavorted about in the nude

there was a young man from strood
whose behaviour was decidely lewd
he played with his cock
while sipping on hock
then cavorted about in the nude

slightly refined on the advice of sm

Lou. You lot are to good for me!!!

I mean 'too' ... it's late!!!

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PMSL. This is one way to ensure there will never be a poems section.

There was a young lady called gerty....

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there was a young man from new york
the owner of a champion dork
its size was renowned
and its girth would astound
the most refined connoisseur of pork

There was a young lady called Gerty
Whose mind was always quite dirty
She had sex toys galore
About on the floor
But could only fit in about 30

pmsl

SNORT

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There was a young lady called Gerty,
Whose mind was exceedingly dirty.
When told "Open wide!"
She thought she'd just died,
And that her dentist was getting too flirty.

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joint effort from me and lou ...

A porn star called Dave from the 'hood
Had trouble maintaining his wood
It got even tougher
When his regular fluffer
Chomped down rather more than she should

WE THANK YOU

Another joint effort:

there was a young man called big john
who had an incredibly large dong
with his snake he woudl tempt
all the ladies and gents
who would cry
OH YOUR SCHLONG IS SO STRONG

we thank you

PMSL

I suspect that we won't be getting our own "Vulgar Poems" topic though.

OMG! what did I start last night, PMSL at all the good efforts

I want to play too. But I'm off to Beety's.

Monday.....

I am SOOOOOOO glad dh isn't around to see me cackling away at these!!!PMSL!

Here's one I heard earlier:

There was a young man from Bliss
Whose love life was somewhat amiss
While with his Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Could seldom do better than
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