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quote of week

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merryberry · 22/05/2007 10:37

Sorry if i'm being pushy, i don't know how you get these. but for some mini-posterity i must highlight:

'My friend is called Susan because when her father got to the registry office he couldn't spell Jacqueline. Her mother wasn't too impressed.'

From www.mumsnet.com/Talk?topicid=1375&threadid=327355&stamp=070522093207

OP posts:
Slubberdegullion · 16/07/2007 19:45

Second the materinity pad/sunblest quote by Boco...a true gem in a thread of utter weirdness.

morningpaper · 17/07/2007 12:51

Mon 16-Jul-07

pirategirl on vaginal cones:

"I never tried those cones, but often think of having a go. Maybe I could try those stacking cups my daughter used to have."

ForeverBlowingBubbles · 17/07/2007 17:05

Never nominated a post before, but this one made me miss my mouth trying to have a drink whilst reading it. Reading it again, I'm really not sure why I find it so funny. I just do. So here it is.

By HappyDaddy on Tue 17-Jul-07 15:52:30
When I had a hangover, recently, dd kept telling people that daddy's not well cos he drank all the beard.

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AbbyMumsnet · 25/07/2007 11:30

that time of the week again xx

chopster · 25/07/2007 11:34

Myfairone (in early labour) on Wed 25-Jul-07 05:56:52
Feel really uncomfortable when I get up off the ball, just wish it was a space hopper so I could be a little more mobile!

Love the image that presented!

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AbbyMumsnet · 25/07/2007 13:57

bump

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AbbyMumsnet · 25/07/2007 14:42

Come on people...

CodAintUsingFairyNonBio · 25/07/2007 14:58

not hilrious bt touchign and what mn is all about
shoppingbasg whose tiny ds had a cancer scare on getting good news

"hiam posting fromhospital;s crap internet to thank you all for conyinued support. he has huge crater on one side an a half inch scar behibd eAr but is ok. won;t get all clear til results back next week but surgeon told me he could see nothing other than all this pus. never thought i would be so thrilled about pus in my life
"

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AbbyMumsnet · 25/07/2007 16:16

That's good to hear. Fingers crossed for them.

Any more suggestions?

WendyWeber · 25/07/2007 16:22

From One One day I woke up and there was Jesus I was amazed nonetheless I had my breakfast (which is full of goodies, the title alone almost deserves QOTW )

By saltireslytherin on Thu 19-Jul-07 10:43:56

DS2 wrote this in his book when they went back after the summer holidays

"Our old dog was sick, she couldn't walk. Dad took her to the vets. The Vet murdered her. The vet's wife is a teacher at this school. I hope she's not a murderer like he is"

WendyWeber · 25/07/2007 16:25

Mispronunciation thread good too.

SaintGeorge · 25/07/2007 16:34

WW please get thy self here and then ignore the email I just sent you

FireFaerie · 25/07/2007 16:35

By Aitch on Wed 25-Jul-07 12:17:40
Maean... or Jeary. although i'd obviously make it Maeaaan or Jeeeearrry to be a bit different.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk?topicid=1375&threadid=361621

bundle · 25/07/2007 16:36

in chat, By greensleeves on Wed 25-Jul-07 16:34:21

I have lots of McD toys, they did all the Mr Men and my two love them. I used to snip the labels out when ds1 was a PFB but I don't bother now. I wouldn't take him there for lunch though, ever - it's minging. Nothing snobbish about that IMO. I wouldn't feed him millionaire's polo pony dung for lunch either.

FluffyMummy123 · 25/07/2007 20:28

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OliviaMumsnet · 31/07/2007 10:17

Has this week been funny? I'm sure it has.
Let us know.

NadineBaggott · 31/07/2007 10:21

here you go

by icod

once oyu start seeing oyur son as a dog all becomes clear.

Saturn74 · 31/07/2007 10:28

On the thread entitled:

'I am not able to explain the complexities of life, such as molecules and negative numbers to a 5 year old'

Custardo posted

'"cos it is...shut yer gob and get another bag of crisps"

www.mumsnet.com/Talk?topicid=8&threadid=364197&stamp=070731004146

NadineBaggott · 31/07/2007 10:32

ooh you have to put where its from?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk?topicid=67&threadid=364133#7427139 here.

'son as a dog' was in bold too.

MrsJohnCusack · 31/07/2007 10:35

oh THIS is my favourite

By Slubberdegullion on Mon 30-Jul-07 15:54:03

blimey, leave MN to buy ice creams. Return to discover an exploding penis. Bloody Hell (and pmsl).

Ponty dog, I have done that with penne before. It is the dick dastardly of pastas.

from the Your best exceedingly minor injuries that are exquisitely painful thread

MrsJohnCusack · 31/07/2007 10:37

oh I like cod's Barbara woodhouse advice too though

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OliviaMumsnet · 31/07/2007 10:40

LOLOL Keep 'em coming.

Gobbledigook · 31/07/2007 16:24

I vote for Moo's one about the dog, broc, thunder etc

NadineBaggott · 31/07/2007 17:56

can we have a link please I missed that one.

I liked this one too though from a contraversial thread

By Desiderata on Tue 31-Jul-07 14:42:33
It's a mug's game ..

about someone nicking a coffee mug

FluffyMummy123 · 31/07/2007 19:14

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